Reputation: 76
Fml!!
http://www.fmylife.com/
"Today, I was sitting in a bar when a ghetto looking man walked in, wearing massive black sunglasses. I leaned over to my friend and said "Sun never sets on a badass huh?" Then I noticed the walking stick. FML"
LMFAO.
Share yours.
Reputation: 12
Lol these are good, I'm reading em
Reputation: 76
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
LMAOAOAOA THIS website saved my day, I swear.
Reputation: 12
or this one "Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML"Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
Reputation: 11
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
EL-OH-EL
Reputation: 136
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a *******. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FMLThis one's great.
Reputation: 12
I have found out what i'm doing during work.
I love you Maria xD
Reputation: 152
Just so I can clear things up: What does FML mean?
Reputation: 492
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
@Jakuza
**** my life.
Reputation: 47
Today, I took a picture for my photography course of a random adorable couple kissing in the snow. Later, upon closer inspection, I realized that the guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Reputation: 60
i ran for the bathroom to take a dookie and it was all full. FML
Reputation: 47
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
~ Wow.
Reputation: 492
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I was JUST about to post that one.
"Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"
Reputation: 76
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Reputation: 47
LMFAO,
best thread ever.
Reputation: 492
"Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML"
Reputation: 60
my heads and eye tilted to the girls *** as she walked by. when i took back to normal position, i saw my friend staring at me.
my mother typed in www. and found all the dirty history links.
Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML
Reputation: 12
"Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML"
LOLLLLLLLLLL
Reputation: 372
Trule epic. Jack Bauer wins the internet, over and over and over again.Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
The Common Sense United Front
ZAZAZAZAAAA, DADADADAAAA DAAAA, SHWAMSHWAMSHWAMMMM DUUUU DIIIII DAAAAAAAAAA
Reputation: 47
"Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML"
Saw that on the website and ****in' lol'd.
Reputation: 47
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
Reputation: 47
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "**** me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
LOLOLOL
Reputation: 82
HAHAHAHAHa
-dead-
Reputation: 24
i lolled
i nearly did that to my girlfriend though
her name is Danna right under Dad so i nearly send it then noticed
Reputation: 76
Here's my own.
I thought I had work today but when I got there I realized I wasn't working, 'cause the manager gave half my shifts away to a chick who's about to quit in a week. FML.
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