Fml!!

[Thalamast]

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "**** you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably would like to." FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

3 i thought were funny

edit: found this one

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

[Celor]

This site is made of win...
Best one on the site:

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

(I haven't any of my own because my life is dull, with a capital D-U-L-L.)

[SilverBladeZ06]

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced *****. FML.

LOLOLOL

[egoodie]

This site is hot i jus sign up so i can share some of my life's **** up stories lol

[Jacksterson]

Here's one I made up.

I knew what FML stood for **** my life before I even clicked on the link

[Thalamast]

Here's one I made up.

I knew what FML stood for **** my life before I even clicked on the link

thats common knowledge though

i use that at school and stuff

i speak in letters like if i got to leave i say B 2 B and i've said FML when failing a test and shit

[Jacksterson]

thats common knowledge though

i use that at school and stuff

i speak in letters like if i got to leave i say B 2 B and i've said FML when failing a test and shit

it may be in junior high.

I'm in college, hardly common at all where I'm at anyways. i've never seen the letters "FML" I almost thought it said fail / fma.

anyways, another one.

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..."

[`doll]

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced *****. FML.

LOLOLOL

^^^Lol!

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

Today I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to *** I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart". FML