Reputation: 76
Fml!!
http://www.fmylife.com/
"Today, I was sitting in a bar when a ghetto looking man walked in, wearing massive black sunglasses. I leaned over to my friend and said "Sun never sets on a badass huh?" Then I noticed the walking stick. FML"
LMFAO.
Share yours.
Reputation: 12
Lol these are good, I'm reading em
Reputation: 76
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
LMAOAOAOA THIS website saved my day, I swear.
Reputation: 12
or this one "Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML"Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa
Reputation: 11
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
EL-OH-EL
Reputation: 136
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a *******. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FMLThis one's great.
Reputation: 12
I have found out what i'm doing during work.
I love you Maria xD
Reputation: 492
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
@Jakuza
**** my life.
Reputation: 372
Trule epic. Jack Bauer wins the internet, over and over and over again.Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML
The Common Sense United Front
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Reputation: 47
Today, I took a picture for my photography course of a random adorable couple kissing in the snow. Later, upon closer inspection, I realized that the guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Reputation: 47
"Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML"
Saw that on the website and ****in' lol'd.
Reputation: 10
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced *****. FML.
LOLOLOL
Reputation: 47
^^^Lol!
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to *** I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart". FML
Reputation: 16
This site is hot i jus sign up so i can share some of my life's **** up stories lol
Reputation: 111
Here's one I made up.
I knew what FML stood for **** my life before I even clicked on the link
Reputation: 24
thats common knowledge thoughHere's one I made up.
I knew what FML stood for **** my life before I even clicked on the link
i use that at school and stuff
i speak in letters like if i got to leave i say B 2 B and i've said FML when failing a test and shit
Reputation: 111
it may be in junior high.
I'm in college, hardly common at all where I'm at anyways. i've never seen the letters "FML" I almost thought it said fail / fma.
anyways, another one.
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..."
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