Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML



LMAOAOAOA THIS website saved my day, I swear.
or this one "Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML"