Quote Originally Posted by `doll View Post
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML


~ Wow.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I was JUST about to post that one.

"Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"