Originally Posted by
SilverBladeZ06
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced *****. FML.
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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to *** I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart". FML
