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    Default Japan: Schoolgirl Urine Trader Busted

    http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1215797.html

    A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time.

    The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony:

    “It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.”

    Upon further investigation, it was discovered he had gotten the idea during July of last year after hearing a conversation between two female high school students near his house.

    “How do you make extra money?”

    “I’m selling my urine, it goes for a high price.”


    Students reported the man to the teaching staff at their school who then contacted the police. The suspect had printed his address and cellphone number on the leaflets he was handing out, and thus the authorities had no difficulty locating him.

    The leaflets themselves had been printed out on the suspect’s own home computer and advertised the fact that he was buying bodily fluids and underwear, amongst other things, with prices ranging from ¥2,000~¥4,000.

    He was said to be interested in extracting the merchandise on the spot, and so was walking around with conical flasks and Tupperware dishes.

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    alright then, this is another one of those "only in japan"

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    What do they do with the urine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ferkin View Post
    What do they do with the urine?
    Imma go with a wild guess...

    Collect them and display the bottles in a cabinet, like trophies... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    Imma go with a wild guess...

    Collect them and display the bottles in a cabinet, like trophies... lol
    Maybe drink it.

    It's common practice in the fashion industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    Maybe drink it.

    It's common practice in the fashion industry.
    Nah, those Japanese guys, even if they are not otakus, love to buy stuff and display them like trophies... haha~

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    Japan, oh how I love thee Pretty messed up though but I lol'd.

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    LOL'

    & err... JUST LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    alright then, this is another one of those "only in japan"
    yeah .

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    I can imagine some of the girls drinking tons of water everyday ...

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    Jeez, maybe if I can troll this guy over MSN long enough he'll buy some of my piss...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Jeez, maybe if I can troll this guy over MSN long enough he'll buy some of my piss...
    you get busted by ATF or the FBI, itd be a class AAA+ substance.

    you could probably sell it to the chemical industry as a heavy duty cleaning agent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    you get busted by ATF or the FBI, itd be a class AAA+ substance.

    you could probably sell it to the chemical industry as a heavy duty cleaning agent.
    Hahaha. That reminded me of something from when I was younger. After meeting a friend looking for clean piss, he was asking people at my house and someone laughed and said "Aren't you going to ask Jeph" (jokingly) and he said "Nah, that ****ing kid pisses tie-dye" hahah.

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