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  1. 02-20-2009, 12:31 PM #26
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    I'm sitting on a timber log.
  2. 02-20-2009, 12:34 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    like BAM arse *****.

    kinda like prison showers.

    only you die.
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Oh god, that would suck..so bad.
  4. 02-20-2009, 12:52 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Can't be worse than Mr. Hands.
  5. 02-20-2009, 02:32 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Mine broke because I had more than one person in it lols. Now it won't stop leaning to the right.
    what naughty thing u did on the chair with the other person
  6. 02-20-2009, 02:38 PM #31
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    Man...
    -looks at chair-
    -sighs-
    -gets on knees-
    I'd rather not take any chances...
  7. 02-20-2009, 02:43 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    OMG.

    I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



    I'm so sorry.





    And this, too? CMON.
    I did too, were going straight to hell.
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    We're so legit we can play kingdom hearts TWO PLAYER without looking.
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  8. 02-20-2009, 04:24 PM #33
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    my trusty wooden stool is back.
  9. 02-20-2009, 04:25 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarance View Post
    I'm sitting on a timber log.
    There's C4 inside.
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    ... See, that's why my computer chairs always have armrests... that, and they're more comfortable.

    And, make room on the "Bullet Train to Hell." I laughed my *** off at the thread title.
  11. 02-20-2009, 04:40 PM #36
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    I also laughed hard at the title and the article The things that happen in China, you just can't help but laugh sometimes.
  12. 02-20-2009, 04:45 PM #37
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    *Leaves desk and takes laptop to kitchen table*

  13. 02-20-2009, 04:51 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    *moves to solid wood chair*
    lmao I stood up when I read this.
  14. 02-21-2009, 01:24 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    OMG.

    I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



    I'm so sorry.





    And this, too? CMON.
    i laughed.
    my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
    then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..
  15. 02-21-2009, 03:46 AM #40
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    Holy.
    Shit.
  16. 02-21-2009, 03:48 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by holy11 View Post
    i laughed.
    my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
    then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..
    then may your left *** cheek rest in peace
  17. 02-21-2009, 08:48 AM #42
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    **** my life.
  18. 02-21-2009, 09:07 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimplyLuck View Post
    **** my life.
    lol having emo time are we
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