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    Thats china for you, cheap chairs/materials comes with a price.

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    No, its his weight, he is too fat =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomberman View Post
    No, its his weight, he is too fat =/
    Lolz. If he was too fat, his butt cheeks are fat too, meaning his butt would be like shock absorbers minimizing the harm he can get from the chair's shrapnels. In that case, he wouldn't have bled to death.

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    holy crap o.o zzz hope this chair doesn't break

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    You are safe as long as the chair isnt made in china.

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    OMG.

    I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



    I'm so sorry.


    A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded

    And this, too? CMON.

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    176 pounds at the age of 14? Damn that kid was FAAAT.

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    *moves to solid wood chair*

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    Is there such a thing as a chair fobia?


    Sign me up.

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    But you can't....


    But they don't...


    ...


    What the hell?!?!?!?

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    Mythbusters time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    *moves to solid wood chair*
    lmao I stood up when I read this.

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    Holy.
    Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    OMG.

    I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



    I'm so sorry.





    And this, too? CMON.
    I did too, were going straight to hell.
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    my trusty wooden stool is back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    OMG.

    I don't know about you guys but I burst into laughter at the thread title.



    I'm so sorry.





    And this, too? CMON.
    i laughed.
    my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
    then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by holy11 View Post
    i laughed.
    my asa hurtt a bit thinking about it.
    then i moved to the right of my chair a bit..
    then may your left *** cheek rest in peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by darknight55 View Post
    Thats china for you, cheap chairs/materials comes with a price.
    A very LOW price........

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