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  1. 02-20-2009, 11:31 AM #1
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    *moves to solid wood chair*


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  2. 02-20-2009, 12:02 PM #2
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    Is there such a thing as a chair fobia?


    Sign me up.
  3. 02-20-2009, 12:06 PM #3
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    I'm suddenly not feeling so comfortable...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  4. 02-20-2009, 12:19 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    I'm suddenly not feeling so comfortable...
    i think we are sharing the same feeling...
  5. 02-20-2009, 12:10 PM #5
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    But you can't....


    But they don't...


    ...


    What the hell?!?!?!?
  6. 02-20-2009, 12:15 PM #6
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    God I love onRPG.
    I lol'd, how embarrassing is it to die by **** penetration?
  7. 02-20-2009, 12:18 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pluto View Post
    God I love onRPG.
    I lol'd, how embarrassing is it to die by **** penetration?
    It's apparently more common than you think.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  8. 02-20-2009, 12:19 PM #8
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    I'm so going to hell.
  9. 02-20-2009, 12:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    It's apparently more common than you think.
    Wow, I never knew that.
    When I read the thread name I thought a pole or something got rammed up his ***, not that shrapnel was flung into it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    i think we are sharing the same feeling...
    Yeah, I'm kind of scared that my chair is going to explode and...kill me.
  10. 02-20-2009, 12:24 PM #10
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    Mythbusters time.
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    Is anyone else seriously feeling paranoid about this now? I kinda am. My chair is old and kinda broken...I can almost feel that middle adjusty thing when I'm sitting here...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Is anyone else seriously feeling paranoid about this now? I kinda am. My chair is old and kinda broken...I can almost feel that middle adjusty thing when I'm sitting here...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    You wouldn't even know it's coming...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  13. 02-20-2009, 12:30 PM #13
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    like BAM arse *****.

    kinda like prison showers.

    only you die.
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    I'm sitting on a timber log.
  15. 02-20-2009, 04:25 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarance View Post
    I'm sitting on a timber log.
    There's C4 inside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    like BAM arse *****.

    kinda like prison showers.

    only you die.
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Oh god, that would suck..so bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Can't be worse than Mr. Hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kait0s View Post
    Mythbusters time.
    Good thinking!


    *Puts on a beret*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    *moves to solid wood chair*
    lmao I stood up when I read this.
  21. 02-21-2009, 03:46 AM #21
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    Holy.
    Shit.
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