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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Is anyone else seriously feeling paranoid about this now? I kinda am. My chair is old and kinda broken...I can almost feel that middle adjusty thing when I'm sitting here...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    You wouldn't even know it's coming...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    like BAM arse *****.

    kinda like prison showers.

    only you die.

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    I'm sitting on a timber log.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarance View Post
    I'm sitting on a timber log.
    There's C4 inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    like BAM arse *****.

    kinda like prison showers.

    only you die.
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Oh god, that would suck..so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    More or less, but you do kind of bleed slowly to death for about an hour before you die...
    Can't be worse than Mr. Hands.

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