BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.
"If we protect other species, it's because we're lonely. If we protect the environment, it's because we fear our own extinction. The only thing that matters to humankind is its own satisfaction. But that's okay. That's all that's matters. There's no point in despising our own behavior."
"Love...ah, love, that magical spark between two people that you hope won't start a fire and burn them both to death."
"It takes an idiot to do cool things, that's what makes it cool"
Do a Barrel Roll.