"I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself"
Thoughts?
Also post some godly quotes for the rest of us
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Quote of the century
"I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself"
Thoughts?
Also post some godly quotes for the rest of us
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This is pretty old, but funny :P
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I have one, "EPIC FAIL."
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"Don't push the red button" "The one I had my elbow on?"
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"If your mom still drives you too school, you ain't "Gangsta'" so pull your damn pants up."
"Lawllawl n00bl3t i r t3h 13337, n0w b0w t000 m3333hhh!!!1111one!112shift!1111!"
"Houston, we have a problem. *return message* "Why is it always a problem? Don't you ever call just to say hello or something?"
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Ah man those are all good I love em. Keep it up, I love that gangster one.
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BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/."If we protect other species, it's because we're lonely. If we protect the environment, it's because we fear our own extinction. The only thing that matters to humankind is its own satisfaction. But that's okay. That's all that's matters. There's no point in despising our own behavior.""Love...ah, love, that magical spark between two people that you hope won't start a fire and burn them both to death."Do a Barrel Roll."It takes an idiot to do cool things, that's what makes it cool"
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"Agh **** the carpool." ~Dad on the trip to Las Vegas.
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"If your parents didnt have any children, then you probably wont either. Its genetic."
*Air-Hump*
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"The most ultimate goal in life is finding the ultimate goal in life"
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Any one know the V for Vandetta saying?
This is all I got, I want the whole thing.
"A vivid, visual voyage vehemently voicing views for vigilantism, while villifying villainous victors under a vagarious veneer. "
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Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-ą-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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