
Originally Posted by
Racist
The other day I went to see a young friend of mine who was needing some emotional support due to a crisis she's facing. I get to her house, and her younger brother has his friend over. My friend is white, the brother is mixed hispanic, (the product of a ****), and the friend is an obnoxious 13 year old ****** bucklet that my friend was babysitting. So I go into my friend's room to talk to her about the best ways to handle her problem, when the coonlet starts banging on the door.
Me: "What the **** do you want? I'm trying to talk."
Nigglet: "Yo mang I heard if you beez tall yo dick beez small as ****!" (I'm 6'6" tall)
Me: "Well wherever you heard that horseshit from, it doesn't apply. Now go away."
Nigglet: "I bet youz iz lyin man yo dick probably beez small azz hell!"
Me: "**** off! Why don't you go find the nearest tall guy walking down the street and get him to show you his dick and find out that way!"
Nigglet: Man der beez some raysiss muddafuggers in this hiz house!" (Seriously.)
At that point I looked at my friend and told her in these exact words: "If you don't get that ****** to shut the **** up in exactly 15 seconds, I WILL deal with him and I promise it won't be anything nice!" So she took the initiative and told them both to shut the **** up or she would flip out. When she came back in I told her thanks, you just saved one of your walls from having a huge hole in it.
Now, I probably wouldn't have actually put the nigglet through the wall since the last thing I need is a hate crime charge. But I figured I made my point known that I wasn't going to put up with his monkeyshines for very long. And it's a good visual nonetheless. My friend then related a story to me about how she was beaten bloody by a fat ****** sow because she wouldn't put up with being called a white ****.
***** are a plague put on this earth to annoy humans, I swear.