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    Yo, So how do those things work. So i eat this pill or whatever and my dick grows 2-5 inches longer and 50% wider. ? With no side affects?

    And you can do it at whatever age?

    Confusing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    Yo, So how do those things work. So i eat this pill or whatever and my dick grows 2-5 inches longer and 1-3 inches wider. ? With no side affects?

    And you can do it at whatever age?

    Confusing...Plz halp!
    3...inches...wider..?....Thats insane...

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    *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by i******ed View Post
    3...inches...wider..?....Thats insane...
    ..That's like a loaf of bread.

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    Wait, I have a magazine ad here. Let me see... Sorry got it wrong. Increase length to 3-5 inches, and up width by 50% lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    Wait, I have a magazine ad here. Let me see... Sorry got it wrong. Increase length to 3-5 inches, and up width by 50% lol!
    Asian magazine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    Yo, So how do those things work. So i eat this pill or whatever and my dick grows 2-5 inches longer and 1-3 inches wider. ? With no side affects?

    And you can do it at whatever age?

    Confusing...Plz halp!
    dude, dont be a ******.

    1 - all of these products are manufactured by hope merchants

    "buy this or youll never get laid" "use this or youll always be miserable"

    they invent a problem then market you the solution, they are selling you hope.

    2 - if you feel you need something like this then you need bigger self esteem, not a bigger dick

    3 - they dont really work and alot of products have side effects that are bad for your body and can damage your liver and kidneys.



    now i know you are very young and young people tend to be more naive than most, but seriously dude this is just dumb.

    god its like everyone these days is convinced they have something wrong with them. if all our wishes came true we'd all die of starvation since we'd be stuck infront of the mirror all day wishing our lives away.

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    No...Pc Magazine. It has a dumb chart and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    Yo, So how do those things work. So i eat this pill or whatever and my dick grows 2-5 inches longer and 50% wider. ? With no side affects?

    And you can do it at whatever age?

    Confusing...Plz halp!
    LOL.

    silvrr is concerned about his penis.

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    No im not. Im fine with it now. I was just wondering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samhain View Post
    Actually, the average age for penis growth ending is 15. So looks like you're out of luck if you have a small one buddy.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimplyLuck View Post
    They lied to me in health class! What do you expect from me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiki
    The first successful penis allotransplant surgery was done on September 2005 in a military hospital in Guangzhou, China.[9] A man at 44 sustained an injury after an accident and his penis was severed; urination became difficult as his urethra was partly blocked. A newly brain-dead man, age 23, was selected for the transplant. Despite atrophy of blood vessels and nerves, the arteries, veins, nerves and the corpora spongiosa were successfully matched. But, on 19 September, the surgery was reversed because of a severe psychological problem (rejection) by the recipient and his wife.[10]
    dayum.

    also theres a horse cock on that page hur hur hur.

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    I don't why people take that shit,

    It's a total money sucker if you really want to be like that each time you have sex.

    You should just deal with your size, and if your small, Well maybe you'll find a girl who doesn't like it long.


    I remember my friend took one and had to go to the hospital because he has a ***** for 2 day's straight.

    It was pretty fun,
    But bright side, He was bigger I guess.

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    Someone got a little dick!!!!! lol

    Only way to increase the size of ur dick is by surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simplyluck View Post
    lol.

    Silvrr is concerned about his penis.
    lmao......

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    Quote Originally Posted by egoodie View Post
    Someone got a little dick!!!!! lol

    Only way to increase the size of ur dick is by surgery.
    it fails most of the time.. and people get big lumps and cannot get a *****

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    u just told the whole forum that you have a tiny dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimplyLuck View Post
    Your like me:
    When in doubt bust out a wikipedia link for a frigging Penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by holy11 View Post
    Your like me:
    When in doubt bust out a wikipedia link for a frigging Penis
    ...
    Oh is that what you do?

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    Those penis enhancement pills don't make your dick bigger, it just makes the rest of your body smaller.

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    Most of these are random herbal supplements not approved by the FDA. I mean, it sure doesn't bother me...but not knowing exactly what you are putting into your body is a bit scary.

    Can't be any worse than your general MSG chips or aspartame cookies I suppose.

    Most of them are also only supposed to help out your libido; not your length or girth. Odds are, if its telling you it does the latter, its lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    Yo, So how do those things work. So i eat this pill or whatever and my dick grows 2-5 inches longer and 50% wider. ? With no side affects?

    And you can do it at whatever age?

    Confusing...
    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    When does you thing stop growing.
    Quote Originally Posted by silvrr View Post
    I don't have a small one. (Under 6 inches) I more in the 7-8 range
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    *facepalm*
    Aaanyway...
    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Candidate for the 2009 Thread of the Year award.

    I can't stop laughing.
    I agree wholeheartedly. LOL.

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    Hahah, elephantitisss.

    No really though, I think they only really work if you eat them before sex and then afterwards you go back to normal, or so i've heard.

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