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  1. 03-06-2009, 09:00 AM #1
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    Default MMORPGs Are Like Sex!



    Just picture yourself thinking of having sex for the first time, EXCITING right. Then you hear your buddies talking about it then you get all curious and want to try it. So you go out into the world and find that special someone or in many cases it just happens. Then you actually have sex, and it’s fantastic. Once you tried it, you start to run around like a bunny on Red Bull, looking for it every chance you get. Sooner or later, though, almost everyone reaches the point where just sex isn’t enough. You start fantasizing about trying different things, whether it be trying new things or trying new thing with new people. You ask yourself why?
    ............
    lol, this article is very hilarious. The first time I have ever heard someone's larruping opinion about MMORPGs. Lazy to put up the full article, see link below if you interest:

    MMORPGs Are Like Sex!
  2. 03-06-2009, 09:04 AM #2
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    it not just mmorpg but im sure all thing in life just keep looping
  3. 03-06-2009, 09:07 AM #3
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    LOL nice one!!!
  4. 03-06-2009, 09:29 AM #4
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    too bad most ppl playing mmorpg are virgin
  5. 03-06-2009, 01:04 PM #5
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    lol, good job i get both then :P mmorpg [not cybering] and real sex *lolwutface*
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    nice one p.s love ya name too!
    are you sounding off it?
    <--seaofsolitude
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    i lost intrest in sex when i realized it was over hyped...
    Hey mmos are like sex i guess, always over hyped but never deliver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WerewolfX View Post
    i lost intrest in sex when i realized it was over hyped...
    Hey mmos are like sex i guess, always over hyped but never deliver.
    Because mmos are like intermitent intercourse...
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    That chart isn't completely right.
  10. 03-06-2009, 03:19 PM #10
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    Hey mmos are like sex i guess, always over hyped but never deliver.
    You must have had some really bad sex. (Or no sex at all)
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    you cant get STD's from MMORPG's.. i hope..
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    too bad most ppl playing mmorpg are virgin
    I highly highly doubt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xiangh View Post
    you cant get STD's from MMORPG's.. i hope..
    talk to the WoW players

    WoW is like a pornstar
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    I thought World of Wacraft was the best birth control tool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarance View Post
    I thought World of Wacraft is the best birth control tool.
    yet it has so many children
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    gamers should implement that into real life then lol
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    Sex and mmo's both loose there luster after a while. Just like everything else in this world.. more often than not, humans are never satisfied, always looking for more and better things.
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    LOL

    The only way that chart applies to sex is those who Cant appreciate a good lover when they find one,or whores.

    In truth sex and games are NOTHING ALIKE,not in any physical or emotional way

    However,when you do find a good game,it can stir up your genitals
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    I believe the band Less Than Jake said it best:

    How can I be satisfied when everything is overrated?
    ... Seriously, though, that article made sense.. I'm scared.
  20. 03-06-2009, 05:42 PM #20
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    Lulz. You sir, obviously must be dreaming of having sex if you compare the two.

    Get laid, they're NOWHERE close to each other.

    Obviously, because you CAN'T get laid, you play an MMORPG to fulfill your dirty desires.

    Lulz again.
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    I don't know about you but I really get an emotional connection with my MMORPGS when I **** them in the ***.
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    I like it when MMORPG's talk dirty to me.


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    Hahhahahaha are u fukkin serious?! Get laid kid. sex is wicked. MMORPGs are nothing like it. Horrible comparison. Mmorpgs are like your brain, stupid and should be shutdown

    *Correction* FREE MMORPGS....
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    MMORPGs are only like sex to you because you have to pay money to experience them and the only free ones you can enjoy are Korean and ugly.
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