Reputation: 1151
Reputation: 610Happy birthday you! <3
Happy birthday!
I made you a cake.
*giefz cake*
Happy birthday shaddy!
Reputation: 218HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUUUUDE!!!11!!
Also, it's Pluto's birthday, too! Brutal.
And Maria's. Three peoplez lulz.
THreesome birthday party!
Reputation: 154Happy B-Day, dawg.
As your present, I'ma make you the star in my next story.
Reputation: 424
Reputation: 206Haaaaaaappy birthday.
I'd offer to throw a party, but someone would end up dead.
Real dead.![]()
Reputation: 218...Something grew inside of your mother.
That thing was you.
You.
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die
One-more-year-closer-to-dying-Rotting-organs-ripping-grinding
Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a ****ing gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the Death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Reputation: 206Lmao. I think the point is clear now.
Reputation: 64Happy Birthday Shadow, Maria, Pluto!
I invite you to a foursome.
PG6 and his awesome birthday song. +1 rep
Reputation: 424
Reputation: 629Ahh, Sir Shadowsworn, Champion of North General, Leader of The Army of Z0MBiE, Quaffer of many a mead. Defending peasants against the Legion of Spam while finding time to SPOILER the hearts of many a fair maiden.
HaPPy BiRTHDaY!
May the rest of your days be as glorious!
Reputation: 677Happy Birthday, shadow!
Happa barthdaa ta yaa
Damnit. Franc stole my line!
Anyhow, merriest of birthdays to you. I love you dearly my friend <3
Happy Birthday Nick!You rawk!
♥♥♥♥
It is your birthday.
Reputation: 55Have a good one, Nick.![]()
Reputation: 24have a good birthday master of shadows