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  1. 03-09-2009, 12:45 PM #1
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    Default Happy Birthday, MariaMariaaa!

    Despite the fact that it's reasonably odd for two members to share the same birthday; this thread exists to balance out the yin and yang.

    Happy birthday, Maria.

    I'd wish that John Mayer could serenade you himself if I liked him, but I don't, so...you know. Take what you get given and stop complaining.

    Much peace.
  2. 03-09-2009, 12:46 PM #2
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    Fappy girthday!

    As a birthday present im giving you:

    A cow in the kitchen~


    A goat with a hat (pretend it's a turban)


    And a textured missile condom.



    Now, lets get down to business shall we.
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    Happy Birthday Maria.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
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    I think Pluto's birthday is today too.
    Anyway, Happy BIRTHDAY!
  5. 03-09-2009, 01:19 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    Fappy girthday!

    As a birthday present im giving you a cow and a textured condom :3
    So you didn't like your present?

    Happy Birthday Miss.
  6. 03-09-2009, 01:23 PM #6
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    Happy birthdayski. Lulz liek 3 peepz have teh saem birthday liek wut?
  7. 03-09-2009, 01:27 PM #7
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    Happy day you burst from your mothers stomach, causing her what was more likely than not the most painful and traumatizing experience in her life!

    ...Love you! <3
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    Happy B-Day, dawgette.
  9. 03-09-2009, 01:42 PM #9
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    Happy birthday ma chère.
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    I invited you to a foursome in the other thread; so now I invite you to some Kama Sutra, my dear. :<


    Happy birthday!
  11. 03-09-2009, 01:53 PM #11
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    Happy first day of your existence...day


    Enjoy many more.
  12. 03-09-2009, 02:22 PM #12
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    getting closer to being wrinkly and fat eh?!

    better snog all the hunky boys while you still can.

    me first.
  13. 03-09-2009, 04:34 PM #13
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    D'awwww thanx u guize :3 (L)
  14. 03-09-2009, 04:44 PM #14
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    Happiez birthiedayz :3
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    Happy Birthday , May you live to see many more
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    getting closer to being wrinkly and fat eh?!

    better snog all the hunky boys while you still can.

    me first.
    See the good thing about being 18 is that i'm at legal age of consent worldwide.


    Now I can have sex with 50 yr old Russian men and not feel guilty about it. :3
    WIN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    See the good thing about being 18 is that i'm at legal age of consent worldwide.


    Now I can have sex with 50 yr old Russian men and not feel guilty about it. :3
    WIN.
    You're such a hoe. NOT! I REPEAT: NOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    See the good thing about being 18 is that i'm at legal age of consent worldwide.


    Now I can have sex with 50 yr old Russian men and not feel guilty about it. :3
    WIN.
    But you now being 18 means you're illegal to me (I'm 17. :[). But don't you worry; I'll be 18 in May!

    i hav pix if u wana meat irl
  19. 03-09-2009, 05:38 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofo View Post
    You're such a hoe. NOT! I REPEAT: NOT!

    Call me what you wish, old men need some TLC once in a while, too.

    RIGHT LADIES?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nichons View Post
    But you now being 18 means you're illegal to me (I'm 17. :[). But don't you worry; I'll be 18 in May!

    i hav pix if u wana meat irl
    I really hope you're not being serious HAHAH
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    wtf is going on in here?

    Turned from a happy birthday to a- is there even a word to describe this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    wtf is going on in here?

    Turned from a happy birthday to a- is there even a word to describe this?
    There, is my friend. There is.

    That word's:

    sex
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    Very happy Birthday!
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    Happy birthday!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    Call me what you wish, old men need some TLC once in a while, too.

    RIGHT LADIES?



    I really hope you're not being serious HAHAH
    Of course I'm serious. I'm always serious.
  25. 03-09-2009, 06:39 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MariaMariaaa View Post
    Now I can have sex with 50 yr old Russian men
    I knew ya had it in ya.
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