Reporters should start asking questions like this :3Originally Posted by Oisterboy
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Reporters should start asking questions like this :3
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I'm trying to picture it. It's not pretty, and it's kind of funny.
Damn. xD
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like... a piece of paper placed through a shredder machine ?
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keep it coming guys.
*faps*
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Does this same man also shoot squirls with a 12g shotgun and eat them for dinner, and power his monster truck with his urine?
~Roh
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I mean, if I were to make some home made powertool sex toy, it'd be made from a drill not a ****ing saw lmao.
Should the drill one screw up, it'd hurt but it wouldn't SAW the poor girl.
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Drill= Spins
PowerSaw= Goes back and forth.
Think about it. o.-
~Roh
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Right, but if you get one with a bannana curve, its about the same sensation at 3000 RPM
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o wtf were they thinking
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I have heard of dumber sex stories, don't worry I will spare you all from them.
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Wait, so Trooper7 transported her to PG hospital.
Holy shit, power gamer has a hospital named after him.
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Howard Stern had something on his show once, similar to this.
It was a machine with lots of rubber tongues attached, and it worked like a chainsaw, but it was powered by a drill I believe.
He had porn stars on to test it.
It worked, apparently.
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<-Makes the best DIY sex tools ever.
Who wants to buy one?
More than once, he pull that damn thing out dozens of times now. The shows turned into porn...
~Roh
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lol coming.
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Eh, I'm waiting for Zombie to post in this thread.
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He'll be here.
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meh, it was a good idea at the time.
anyone got cash for bail?
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He was probably the guy who did it, so he technically already is.
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lol, Norrin. Tooo slow.
Zombie, next time we need to lube it up a bit more.
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Wooow.. I couldn't even imagine how that would feel. o_o;
Owie. >.<
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Dangerous weapons and sex mmm.. what else besides the penis does she need ffs? I guess he just couldn't keep up.
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i can keep it up.
its just, sex and powertools are my two favorite things, so i thought "why not put them together?".
the result was just delicious.
i don't think lubrication was a problem.
there was plenty of that slippy red stuff flying about.
then the neighbours and the police had to come charging in, killed the mood.
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Lmao you always have the most "interesting" threads.
Honestly though what were they thinking?
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Perfect example of why you shouldnt play with Power Tools.
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the worst part was having to find a landline to call emergencey services because my phone had no signal
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