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    Default Horse attack a man where it hurts!

    An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

    The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported.

    A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

    Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.

    "Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

    "So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

    It was not know whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.

    The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.
    http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/..._mans_testicle

    So Eric Cartman finally trained his horse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserElite View Post
    http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/..._mans_testicle

    So Eric Cartman finally trained his horse...

    I believe Eric was training a pony.
    Fail.

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    Ouch stright from the horeses mouth.

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    Yogurt covered nuts anyone?


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    I hope they were successful in putting it back.

    Or else the guy shall be known as One-Hung-Lo.

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    Note to Self: horses are... carnivores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud13 View Post
    I hope they were successful in putting it back.

    Or else the guy shall be known as One-Hung-Lo.

    LMAO

    Oh
    My
    Nuts


    That is not chewing gum.

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    Awwwwww. Ouch.

    Another one bites the dust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud13 View Post
    I hope they were successful in putting it back.

    Or else the guy shall be known as One-Hung-Lo.
    hahaha
    that must have hurt like a *****
    look how much it hurts just getting KICKED!
    BUT BITTEN OFF!?!?
    OUCHHHHHHH

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    I have a hard time imagining how it could be torn off completely, unless the man was naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manic View Post
    I have a hard time imagining how it could be torn off completely, unless the man was naked.

    Yeah, I was just about to ask if he was pantless or something :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suruxia View Post
    Awwwwww. Ouch.

    Another one bites the nuts.
    Fixed .

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    That horse has ball.

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    i feel bad for the guy who bent down and had to pick the testicles up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manic View Post
    I have a hard time imagining how it could be torn off completely, unless the man was naked.
    I'm guessing when the horse bit him, it caused a tear in the sack, and it slipped out the bottom of his shorts when he was screaming in agony.

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    Rofl. My horses bite. D: .. But not there. o_O

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    What a ballsy move!

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    Question of the day. Did the horse know he was going for a vital area?

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    .......see thats when guys need to realize they need to stop with the beastiality crap.....i dont believe his b.s. excuse lol

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    holy shat being kicked would hurt but being bit dam

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    Gameover for the man lol.

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    The man tried to sexually harass the horse. The brain of horses have become more mature over these generations, and they can finally defend themselves.

    Ouch.

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