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  1. 03-23-2009, 01:21 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    "After two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women," they added.
    How ironic... he cuts his penis off to have LESS in common with women. Last I checked, the penis was one of those vital things that made us different.
  2. 03-23-2009, 01:22 PM #2
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    Hardcore emo, eh?
  3. 03-23-2009, 01:32 PM #3
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    Now he won't have anything in common with MEN either.


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  4. 03-23-2009, 01:40 PM #4
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    So is this the reason why the emo thing is banned in russia?
  5. 03-23-2009, 01:49 PM #5
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    crazy man.penis combined with scissors = pain ^^
    he should know that...
  6. 03-23-2009, 01:58 PM #6
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    The emo: ''Do you feel the pain? Am I only dreaming? Is this burning, an eternal flame?''

    The person that found him: ''No, that's your freaking penis''
  7. 03-23-2009, 02:41 PM #7
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    i'm guessing "nothing in common" is just a bad translation. =/
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    Rossiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreakon View Post
    How ironic... he cuts his penis off to have LESS in common with women. Last I checked, the penis was one of those vital things that made us different.
    an astute observation sir.
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