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    Default Update: ALFIE...You Are Not The Father!

    DNA tests on Alfie Patten, the 13-year-old boy who was alleged to have become a father when he was just 12, show that he not the baby girl’s actual dad.

    The 300-pound test was conducted on him after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.

    Although Alfie was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle, the DNA test proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old tot Maisie Roxanne.

    According to The Mirror, Chantelle had told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, that her daughter’s father could have been one of the boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex.

    The paper further reveals that the teen girl also said that her mother Penny had ordered her to keep saying that she has been a virgin when she slept with Alfie.

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    lol wow20charsss

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    What the ****.

    Wasn't that girl like really really really ugly? People these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dameo View Post
    What the ****.

    Wasn't that girl like really really really ugly? People these days.
    Yeah she looked way older than him. And the ugly part.

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    i would do her if she even had a bag over her face D: also.. BIG **** xD

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    What the **** is wrong with these people?
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Big relief for him.

    Still sucks for the chick.

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    What kind of 15 year old would sleep with a 12 year old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lick View Post
    What kind of 15 year old would sleep with a 12 year old?
    Have you seen her? I assume you haven't.

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    he wasn't even the father o.o

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    Damn, I thought this topic was about ALIFEs.

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    Dad. Mom.

    Bask in the ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lick View Post
    What kind of 15 year old would sleep with a 12 year old?
    2 words, bro
    A Hoe

    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Damn, I thought this topic was about ALIFEs.
    so did i
    And i'm loving the William Spencer gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Big relief for him.

    Still sucks for the chick.
    She should have thought about that before she stared whoring around.

    Glad he knows the truth now. This way if he doesn't want anything to do with the kid he has not become to attached it. As for the girl she may or may not find the father she only has herself to blame if she does not. Also the guys who slept with her must have been desperate and really horny because she's not gonna win any beauty contests anytime soon.

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