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  1. 03-27-2009, 10:29 PM #1
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    Default ShamWOW! Guy arrested. lawlz

    LOL WUT

    http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-******


  2. 03-27-2009, 10:31 PM #2
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    All you can say is Sham...... WOW WTF!
  3. 03-27-2009, 10:31 PM #3
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    Lesson learned:Never give a prostitute 1000 dollars.
  4. 03-27-2009, 10:34 PM #4
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    LOL. That is all I can say.
  5. 03-27-2009, 10:35 PM #5
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    hehe

    he shall now be know as

    Shamlawl
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    Cannibal prostitute lolwut.
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  7. 03-27-2009, 10:41 PM #7
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    why did she bite his tongue o.o
  8. 03-27-2009, 10:43 PM #8
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    sounds like a badass heavy metal band


    CANNIBAL PROSTITUTE

    BILLY MAYS HERE
  9. 03-27-2009, 10:45 PM #9
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    Never mind he got arrest he kissed a ****ing ****** on the lips he is stupid.Talk about ShamWOW moments this counts as one.
  10. 03-27-2009, 10:47 PM #10
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    OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


    oh baby let me get a towel

    NO! THIS IS A JOB FOR SHAMWOW!
  11. 03-27-2009, 10:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by hobolord View Post
    why did she bite his tongue o.o
    My theory.

    Seeing as how prostitution is illegal,and having been paid 1000 dollars cash.

    She formulated the strategy of "Ima gunna bite off this fukers tongue and make a run for it lol sex"

    if she managed to actually rip it off and run away,he wouldn't know her name or how to find her,and making a police report regarding a prostitute that you paid for wouldn't have been very smart.

    or....he just would have died from blood loss

  12. 03-27-2009, 10:49 PM #12
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    shamwow + oxyclean = ultimate murder cleanup kit
  13. 03-27-2009, 10:50 PM #13
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    lmao.. both got pwned.. anyone saw the girls mugshot? she seems quite happy lol
  14. 03-27-2009, 10:59 PM #14
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    left=not too bad


    right=OMGWTF
  15. 03-27-2009, 11:03 PM #15
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    i guess their definitions of "straight sex" were different
  16. 03-27-2009, 11:12 PM #16
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    sshe was trying to rip his tongue/
  17. 03-27-2009, 11:17 PM #17
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    I will miss his infomercials...
  18. 03-27-2009, 11:21 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    I will miss his infomercials...
    The coke under the mat trick was toooooo unbelieveable
  19. 03-27-2009, 11:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by SahibX View Post
    The coke under the mat trick was toooooo unbelieveable
    But he's going to make America skinny again....
  20. 03-27-2009, 11:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    But he's going to make America skinny again....
    I suppose you love his nuts, too? ;/

    ;o Maybe if he'd spent some of that money on buyin' her dinner she wouldn't have ate his tongue. I wouldn't have gone home with her anyways; at least not for $1,000. We're both having sex so she should go dutch with me. Five-hundred smackers!
  21. 03-27-2009, 11:59 PM #21
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    Wow..... lol *note to self, don't go and look for ******s in Miami*
  22. 03-28-2009, 12:37 AM #22
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    Awww, but he's one of my TF2 sprays....


    Damn ******s.
  23. 03-28-2009, 12:46 AM #23
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    you'll say wow every time........
  24. 03-28-2009, 01:18 AM #24
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    Big gay bubba is gonna love his nuts.
  25. 03-28-2009, 01:27 AM #25
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    LOL. Cannibal Prostitute..
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