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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemente View Post
    His mom just came to pick him up.
    he aint a baller then

    nothing to worry about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemente View Post
    His mom just came to pick him up.
    LMAO end topic.


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    Damn it stupid thing did not post... What I tried to say...:

    Quote Originally Posted by Clemente View Post
    His mom just came to pick him up.
    Now is the time you pull out a black light and scan the area they were at.

    You find anything, you stab him. Simple as this:

    Next time he is over, get him into the kitchen. Get a little few inch long pocket knife, maybe a fork before you do so. Pretend everything is cool, don't tell him you found his mess all over. Then when he has his back or side turned to you, stab him in the balls if possible. If not, the inner theigh will do. Then tell him you don't **** around, next time it is going into his neck. Most likly he will get the cops on you, however, here is where it gets good. You can easily claim it was self defence. Tell them that he was ****ing your sister, you got on him and tried to make him leave. He refused and started to try and fight you. You both moved into the kitchen where you pulled out your closest defence tool. You don't want to have something like a steak knife and kill the guy, again, a small knife or fork. Then when he tried to attack you, you tried to stab his leg for your lifes sake and missed hitting his balls. This works even better if you have friends around. Have them all claim they saw the whole thing and the police will beleive it even more.

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    to the guy who said "13 is old enough to make her own decisions"


    ahahahaha oh wow!!!


    Fact: 13 year olds are dumb*sses

    end of story.

    when you are older than thirteen you will realise this to be true.

    when you are sixteen youll think, man i was kinda dumb

    when you are eighteen you will think man i was pretty naive at sixteen

    when you are 21 you will think, man i was still not the full deck at eighteen

    this is the curse of the human condition. you always wish that what you know NOW you could have known THEN.

    oh cruel fate to be thusly boned, ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee


    i was an idiot as a child but luckily i matured greatly since then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    There's actually nothing wrong with that. In fact I think that goes on to his good side.

    I'm in my 19s and my parents still drive me and any girls that are with me around......Although I use a strategy of calling my parents drivers and my personal GPSes. It works
    a fiendishly cunning work of machiavellian art. more cunning than a fox teaching cunning at the university of oxford.

    hats off

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    Welcome to the 21st century, yo.

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    Its one thing to see some random skank slutting it up the other is seeing your own sister acting like that

    You wouldn't give two shits about the random, but about a sister, things are different then

    I don't think you were overprotective, she IS very young and lets be honest, at a age that mistakes are every day's bread.

    Its a though spot to be as a brother, to know what to do.

    Edit; LOOOOOOOOOOOL the freaking Gay parade flags.

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    He sounds hot, Yo! :3

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    go downstairs, sit beside him, ask your sis to go out and buy ya something, when u 2 guys are alone, start by talking closely to his ears, pt your hands on his thigh, and start giggling.

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    Man up and take care of your sister.

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    Or just post her msn address. The friendly people of Onrpg will take care of her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaika View Post
    Here's what you do:

    You stand up, take a breather, and look at yourself through the mirror. You say to yourself outloud "You can do this, you can do this."

    You untighten your belt, slick your hair, and head downstairs. Pass the guy, go into your basement, and pick up the biggest object that you can lift, preferably something effective like a baseball bat. Now, you head back upstairs, bonk the **** on the head and dispose of him.

    You comfort your sister telling her "Everything's going to be alright," and start humming that Bob Marley tune. You slowly force her head towards yours and insert your tongue. From there: it's your on fantasy.

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    So you judge people because they say yo?
    I say yo does that make me an obivous ******? Lmfao go kick his ***
    or don't do anything about it at all. Why even point out your 13 year old sister is a **** on the internet over a fuucking gaming forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyG View Post
    So you judge people because they say yo?
    I say yo does that make me an obivous ******? Lmfao go kick his ***
    or don't do anything about it at all. Why even point out your 13 year old sister is a **** on the internet over a fuucking gaming forum.
    I think it's pretty easy to tell when a pasty white boy is trying to act like a black man from the 'hood', judging by the person's dress code and behaviour.

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    Go up to him, if your taller get closer, so he feels scrawny, take a deep breath and say "Sir, I think you should get out of my estate before I call 9-1-1." and since hes a member of the "Hood" he'd have no idea what to say, because you used big words like "Should" and "Estate" therefore he'll malfunction and his head will blow up.

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    Just go into the room they are in, and say; ok (your sisters name here) this is getting ridiculous. I cant just let my little sister make out with some guy.You're to young. Then tell the guy to leave. Simple as that.

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    Tell this matter to your parents immediately before she will end up giving birth or aborting a baby.

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    Or they have the best sex ever and she decides her life is complete.

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    What the big deal about minors having sex anyway?

    Seriously. This is absolutely normal.

    Now if they're stupid enough to not protect themselves enough that's a whole different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofo View Post
    What the big deal about minors having sex anyway?

    Seriously. This is absolutely normal.

    Now if they're stupid enough to not protect themselves enough that's a whole different story.
    The big deal is that it can be psychologically damaging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manic View Post
    The big deal is that it can be psychologically damaging.
    How can it damage your psyche?

    I understand that ****, etc. can messs kids up but if it's not forced, how can that be harmful to them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drawnzer54 View Post
    Even if you were to try and help, like hell she would listen.
    If you were told not to have sex because you were too young and uneducated, I'm pretty sure you would brush that off your shoulders and find the closest hotty to poke.

    Lrn2Reality.
    Not everyone is a unaddressable brick head, you're generalizing.

    Depending on one's relation its not impossible to reason with/measure the consequences with your own sister/brother

    What happens from there will be on her head, but at least a informed head, for the best or the worse.

    Its what caring leans you to do

    Lrn2advise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    you guys do realise we've been going over this for so long shes probably got three kids a mortgage and a clapped out SUV by now.
    LOL

    Only you Deimos, only you

    But myea, stuff is going on theoretical basis of "what would you do" now.

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    Does your sister have a myspace? Link? :3

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    Get her neutered.

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