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  1. 04-04-2009, 02:24 AM #1
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    Default The Bible..

    In a minute!



    Sorry just thought it was really funny and worth sharing Sounds right though I can't really vouch for the accuracy of it since I never read the book the whole way through.

    EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
    CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
    BORING GENEALOGY
    GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

    TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
    SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
    ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
    TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

    JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
    SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
    JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
    PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

    MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
    MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
    GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
    SATAN AND SAMARITAN

    CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
    WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
    LAZARUS, FIG TREE
    LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

    BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
    PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
    FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
    WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

    THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
    REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
    ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
    EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE
  2. 04-04-2009, 02:27 AM #2
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    Yup it's accurate.

    pretty funny though.

    This is how they should teach the bible.
  3. 04-04-2009, 02:47 AM #3
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    nice find, haha
  4. 04-04-2009, 06:22 AM #4
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    Didn't understand a single thing. But then again, I remembered I was an atheist.
  5. 04-04-2009, 06:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by M1nGs3N4yuk1 View Post
    Didn't understand a single thing. But then again, I remembered I was an atheist.
    Athiest powah!
  6. 04-04-2009, 06:59 AM #6
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    uhhhh, Agnostic Power!


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  7. 04-05-2009, 11:04 AM #7
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    That'd prolly be awesome if I knew more about the bible lol.


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