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  1. 04-10-2009, 12:44 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofo View Post
    What's with all these penis stories?

    Seriously.
    Quote Originally Posted by vexicat View Post
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    No one is forcing you 2 to read anything, including entering the thread itself.
  2. 04-10-2009, 12:48 PM #2
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    Penises are being bitten off, cut off, and being stuck.
    It truly makes me scared.
  3. 04-10-2009, 12:49 PM #3
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    Theres nothing like getting bit by the cervix to make a man cry.


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  4. 04-10-2009, 12:52 PM #4
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    Just happen to come across this piece of "yet another" penis news, seems like websites have been focusing alot on the male genitals...

    And those who are preparing to screw me over 'yet another penis thread", kindly do a search and see what other threads I posted.

    Apparently you guys are attracted by the word "penis" in the thread title only. I feel kinda sorry for those few.
  5. 04-10-2009, 01:03 PM #5
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    LMAO

    Its a black hole, sucking you in....
  6. 04-10-2009, 01:17 PM #6
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    WOW ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?

    Ive never known this to happen before, This is a very lucky man
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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    WOW ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?

    Ive never known this to happen before, This is a very lucky man
    I've heard of people getting bitten and humbled like that...but never STUCK.

    When you keep hitting it, hitting it, hitting it, it constricts and stuff. If you get it just right, it'll bite ya.

    Its enough to put any grown man on the ground.


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  8. 04-10-2009, 01:58 PM #8
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    that must of been a very good one
  9. 04-10-2009, 04:04 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    No one is forcing you 2 to read anything, including entering the thread itself.
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.
  10. 04-10-2009, 04:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.
    Defence ? I was just telling the truth, no?

    Mage, you need to stop going around acting Mr Nice Guy. You've been acting nice till the point of total disgust ever since the "choose your moderator" thread was up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    Defence ? I was just telling the truth, no?

    Mage, you need to stop going around acting Mr Nice Guy. You've been acting nice till the point of total disgust ever since the "choose your moderator" thread was up.
    That's bullshit. I was just telling you that you needed to calm down. Wtf is wrong with that?
    And for the 1000th time; I don't want to be a freaking moderator, jeez.
  12. 04-10-2009, 04:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    That's bullshit. I was just telling you that you needed to calm down. Wtf is wrong with that?
    And for the 1000th time; I don't want to be a freaking moderator, jeez.
    I'm sure there are still records of you going around flaming and stuff in the not so far past. Please, i beg you, stop acting Mr Nice Guy already. Jesus christ. I was calmly typing to tell them the fact, i did not add any emocons right ? How da hell did u know i needed to be calmed down ?
  13. 04-10-2009, 04:10 PM #13
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    Wow, he must be the God of Orgasms. o.o
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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.
    Uhm, Vexicat is a guy. just letting you know
  15. 04-10-2009, 04:12 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    Uhm, Vexicat is a guy. just letting you know
    K :3 Didn't know that.



    @ Cinderboy; I can act however I want. IDC what you think.
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