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    Default Man's penis trapped in wife after Karma Sutra mishap (disturbing text)

    Source contains nudity due to it being a Japanese Otaku site, pm me for it.

    A lady had an orgasm so intense that she vaginally trapped her husband’s penis inside her for over two hours, causing the pair to be hospitalised and nearly costing the husband his manhood.

    The couple, Ivan (56) and Valentina (51), had apparently received a copy of the Kama Sutra, the traditional Indian sex manual well known for some challenging positions, as a joke birthday present they say.

    Undaunted and doubtless aroused, the pair opted to try out some of the positions detailed in the book; after much joyful experimentation, they reached “Indrani”, a position where the lady lies on her back with her knees brought up to her chest and legs spread, allowing the man read access.

    The position proved effective and Valentina soon climaxed intensely, involuntarily contracting the muscles of her vagina vigorously as a result.

    So tightly did she contract that Ivan could not so much as withdraw his penis; worse yet, the contraction persisted, and the couple vainly struggled to free themselves for two hours.

    It soon became apparent that they were in serious difficulty, and would require medical assistance.

    An ambulance soon arrived, and first responders described the terrible scene they were confronted with:

    “We couldn’t help laughing looking at them. The two lovers, who were not young at all, were stuck in such a position!”

    Doctors soon realised the man could be in danger of a most unfortunate injury:

    “We had to hurry because the swelling of the man’s sex organ had begun. We called our best surgeons, but the man somehow escaped!”

    It seems the prospect of the tender ministrations of the surgeons persuaded Ivan to get loose. He apparently fled the scene without debilitating injury, and doctors found only a bleeding Valentina.

    The surgeons operated on her, and she escaped significant injury, though clearly the pride of both will not soon be recovering.

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    Lol pwnt. Still not as funny as the guy who got his penis trapped into that park bench

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    What's with all these penis stories?

    Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofo View Post
    What's with all these penis stories?

    Seriously.
    Cinderboy's posting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofo View Post
    What's with all these penis stories?

    Seriously.
    Quote Originally Posted by vexicat View Post
    Cinderboy's posting
    No one is forcing you 2 to read anything, including entering the thread itself.

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    Penises are being bitten off, cut off, and being stuck.
    It truly makes me scared.

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    Theres nothing like getting bit by the cervix to make a man cry.

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    Just happen to come across this piece of "yet another" penis news, seems like websites have been focusing alot on the male genitals...

    And those who are preparing to screw me over 'yet another penis thread", kindly do a search and see what other threads I posted.

    Apparently you guys are attracted by the word "penis" in the thread title only. I feel kinda sorry for those few.

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    LMAO

    Its a black hole, sucking you in....

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    WOW ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?

    Ive never known this to happen before, This is a very lucky man

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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    WOW ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?

    Ive never known this to happen before, This is a very lucky man
    I've heard of people getting bitten and humbled like that...but never STUCK.

    When you keep hitting it, hitting it, hitting it, it constricts and stuff. If you get it just right, it'll bite ya.

    Its enough to put any grown man on the ground.

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    that must of been a very good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    reminds me of that movie....
    thats what I meant man.

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    Most probably fake, if not ROFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    No one is forcing you 2 to read anything, including entering the thread itself.
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.
    Defence ? I was just telling the truth, no?

    Mage, you need to stop going around acting Mr Nice Guy. You've been acting nice till the point of total disgust ever since the "choose your moderator" thread was up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinderboy View Post
    Defence ? I was just telling the truth, no?

    Mage, you need to stop going around acting Mr Nice Guy. You've been acting nice till the point of total disgust ever since the "choose your moderator" thread was up.
    That's bullshit. I was just telling you that you needed to calm down. Wtf is wrong with that?
    And for the 1000th time; I don't want to be a freaking moderator, jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    That's bullshit. I was just telling you that you needed to calm down. Wtf is wrong with that?
    And for the 1000th time; I don't want to be a freaking moderator, jeez.
    I'm sure there are still records of you going around flaming and stuff in the not so far past. Please, i beg you, stop acting Mr Nice Guy already. Jesus christ. I was calmly typing to tell them the fact, i did not add any emocons right ? How da hell did u know i needed to be calmed down ?

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    Wow, he must be the God of Orgasms. o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by MageMoa View Post
    No need to jump into defence like that.
    The dude was curious and the chick was just kidding.


    Ontopic: Now, that's horrible.
    Uhm, Vexicat is a guy. just letting you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    Uhm, Vexicat is a guy. just letting you know
    K :3 Didn't know that.



    @ Cinderboy; I can act however I want. IDC what you think.

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