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    Default Ooo Swine flu turns dead people into zombies!!!

    http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


    After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

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    This has been posted and also it is fake.

    It was a satire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronyTaken View Post
    This has been posted and also it is fake.

    It was a satire.
    how do you know....

    It might be a cover up by the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espada1 View Post
    how do you know....

    It might be a cover up by the government.
    Because it is unscientific and there are sources from satire websites.

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    Well I have bad news espada, not enough people are dying of it... So no your dreams of killing zombies have been CRUSHED!

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    People just insist on seeing zombies so they can shotgun something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espada1 View Post
    how do you know....

    It might be a cover up by the government.
    LOL

    Oh.. oh god.. PLEASE tell me you were joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elion View Post
    LOL

    Oh.. oh god.. PLEASE tell me you were joking.
    It is a coverup by the government. They want to kill off most of the population. What better way than zombies? 8D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torian View Post
    It is a coverup by the government. They want to kill off most of the population. What better way than zombies? 8D
    Guns.

    What the hell are those suggestive beings in your sig? D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torian View Post
    It is a coverup by the government. They want to kill off most of the population. What better way than zombies? 8D
    First one looks like a dick. Second one like a feotus. Third one, a vagina.
    Seriously? Are those bosses real? xD

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    Thank god it was fake.

    H-town bet me $5 everyone was gonna turn into zombies in a few weeks lol.

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    Am I the only one who thought this is as a way to improve defibrillators and save lifes rather than just zombies?


    Althought I must admit zombie manpigs are awesome. Doctor Who kind of awesome!

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