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Ooo Swine flu turns dead people into zombies!!!
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
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This has been posted and also it is fake.
It was a satire.
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how do you know....Originally Posted by IronyTaken
It might be a cover up by the government.
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Because it is unscientific and there are sources from satire websites.
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Well I have bad news espada, not enough people are dying of it... So no your dreams of killing zombies have been CRUSHED!
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People just insist on seeing zombies so they can shotgun something.
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Yeah it would. lol
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Oh shoot! I'm in trouble. I was bitten by a Swine Flu this morning.
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LOL
Oh.. oh god.. PLEASE tell me you were joking.
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It is a coverup by the government. They want to kill off most of the population. What better way than zombies? 8D
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Guns.
What the hell are those suggestive beings in your sig? D:
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Bosses from Shin Megami Tensei games 8D. They better bring them over to the online version.
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Thank god it was fake.
H-town bet me $5 everyone was gonna turn into zombies in a few weeks lol.
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First one looks like a dick. Second one like a feotus. Third one, a vagina.
Seriously? Are those bosses real? xD
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I'm sad that this isn't real;
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just goes to show what mass media has done to the human race
there is an entire generation of 10 - 18 year olds desperately waiting for a zombie apocalypse... actually genuinely wanting this to happen
i bet right now there are at least a thousand people sitting in basements with maps of their hometown, stacks of supplies and a bloody big sword they bought off some stupid japanese site.
i know one person who has already gone out and bought a shed load of tinned food as if she is some kind of crack-head or thinks there is going to be a war.
sigh.
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wow, this swin flu thing is ******ed, the media makes it sound like if you get it you die... when in factuality you have a better chance of getting hit by a comet.
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God hates the Mexicans........ and the pork industry.
She knows how to party.
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Am I the only one who thought this is as a way to improve defibrillators and save lifes rather than just zombies?
Althought I must admit zombie manpigs are awesome. Doctor Who kind of awesome!
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If it DOES become real, we're going to have an OnRPG zombie killin' brigade.
That would be fucking awesome.
[taiko][/taiko]We're so legit we can play kingdom hearts TWO PLAYER without looking.
Xente: Wait, your cock has wings?
Xente: ****ing awesome.
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i wish.
in reality we'd all be shipped off to somewhere secure while the military gets to go out and play with the zombies.
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I prefer to think of it as an adventure to break the tedium of normal life (probably fatally, but isn't it said that you never appreciate things properly until they're in danger of being taken away? (or something like that)).
and no I don't really think a zombie apocalypse will happen, because I'm not mentally ******ed. :] I'm just saying that it would certainly make things interesting
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