Arsenal fan hangs himself after loss to Manchester United

[Darc]

Why do they never show pictures?

I'm a baseball fan... I wouldn't hang myself because Big Papi can't hit a home run this year.

Soccer isn't even a real sport anyway.... or football..... whatever the hell you want to call it.

Excuse me? I'd like to see your ****** baseballers do a 40 yard shot against a top keeper.

[Oisterman]

The day I hang myself over a bunch of dudes running around in uniforms is the day I hope I'm reincarnated into an **** bead. One that belongs to a dude.

(kudos if you know where that last part is from )