hahahahahahaha FUNNY RUSSIAN JOKE! RUSSIANS COME IN!

[Gaika]

Hopefully if you know enough about our beloved CCCP, you'll LOVE this.

In the class:
Teacher: Where are the best toys?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: So where are the happiest children?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Suddenly Vovochka started to cry bitterly.
Teacher: Vovochka, why are you crying?
Vovochka: (through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!

Share your own cultural jokes. Be it American, German, Vulcan, you name it.

[Bacn]

In America you print dead presidents on your money.


In Soviet Russia, we have no money!

[C~Dub]

In Soviet Russia you use tanks.

In America tanks use you!

[witness]

In Soviet Russia Mudkip lieks you!

[Gaika]

Very funny......thanks for spamming, though.

[Xente]

In Soviet Russia, post-apocalytic RPG plays you!