Man shoots his own penis.

[woshiibreak]

A MAN trying to impress his friends stuffed a loaded gun into his trouser pocket and pulled the trigger thinking the safety catch was on.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, blew his manhood apart.

He was so embarrassed that he told ambulance officers that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

Gallery: Penis slashers and victims

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," a police source told The Sun.

Surgeons stitched his manhood back together but he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti-gun laws.

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i'm sure his friends were impressed.

& he can actually feel embarrassed?
his dick was blown off, & all he felt was embarrassment?

[MrTingTing]

Fun fact: It's the brother of my ex-girlfriend.

I'm just now typing an sms to share my black humor with her.

[cinderboy]

Fun fact: It's the brother of my ex-girlfriend.

I'm just now typing an sms to share my black humor with her.

can i haz a autograph ?

[Z0MBiE]

blow your own dick off and get sent to prison for it.

owned.

[woshiibreak]

Fun fact: It's the brother of my ex-girlfriend.

I'm just now typing an sms to share my black humor with her.

in that video in your sig, it sounds like he's saying "i know you love my cock".
no idea what it actually is though.

[raikun09]

this made my day

[Justin1221]

I was looking at the other people too. It's ****ed up stuffs.

[Oisterman]

Did he look like this:



?

[Justin1221]

Did he look like this:



?

I don't get it.

[Oisterman]

I don't get it.

If we wait long enough, someone will

[Mazza]

I don't get it.

Watch 8 mile, he shoots himself in the dick.

[cinderboy]

To me, no. I personally don't care what happens to someone else's penis as long as mine is still intact and working. Most of these are just about stupid people dong something stupid anyway. There could be just as many "woman breaks off frozen hotdog in her vagina" because I'm pretty sure that people find that interesting as well. I don't find either to be interesting really so that's why I'm asking why more of the former and not the latter here of all places?

It doesn't matter what I'd prefer to read especially since I don't use General that often nor is that my point. I'm just wondering why there are so many of these being made by you guys. There's nothing wrong with it, just not what I'd expect. It really does seem odd to me.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a good penis joke every now and then but doesnt it seem like it's a bit too frequent with the same kind of setup?

the threads are more to highlight the extremes ppl can go to, its actually you guys who are complaining and continuously saying penis thread is disturbing and stuff. why not shift focus to the action instead of the organ itself ?

I really dont think much of it, juz amused at how far ppl can go when their emotions get the better of them. maybe you should start seeing things in a different light and not just look at the surface

[MrTingTing]

what about a 'post your penis' thread then? onrpg could just google 'huge cock' and pretend it's theirs.


that would totally fit onrpg's attitude.