Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

[Z0MBiE]

imma start cockslapping some hoes if this carrys on.

they will learn to fear the penis!

[Justin1221]

There's something strange about the story and the fact that this was posted not long after another penis related topic.

[raikun09]

wtf???

is this penis destruction appreciation month?????

[Espio0]

wtf???

is this penis destruction appreciation month?????

muahaha repped

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also leave it to cinderboy, the daily dick reporter! to post this stuff

[lm8dark]

muahaha repped

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also leave it to cinderboy, the daily dick reporter! to post this stuff

hehehe. just be careful not to get drunk. or someone for sure will explode your penis.

[Jin-Roh]

wtf???

is this penis destruction appreciation month?????

No, actually if you notice the majority of Cinders threads deal with penis one way or another... Honestly it is getting old.

~Roh

[MrTingTing]

No, actually if you notice the majority of Cinders threads deal with penis one way or another... Honestly it is getting old.

~Roh

You know whats getting old? That f*cking annoying "~Roh" after every single damn post.


OT: I lol'd. She almost killed him? Damnit....what a beast

[cinderboy]

No, actually if you notice the majority of Cinders threads deal with penis one way or another... Honestly it is getting old.

~Roh

that or you are still trying to troll in my threads after several attempts to get attention.

[Jin-Roh]

1st 3rd 6th 11th deal with penis.

~Roh

[BadpcGuy]

My dick just doesn't feel safe anymore it's like you gotta sleep with a cup these days.

[cinderboy]

1st 3rd 6th 11th deal with penis.

~Roh

you're the only one who thinks of such stuff when thread titles without the word "penis" comes into mind. seriously, are you lacking love in real life or something ?

[Jin-Roh]

you're the only one who thinks of such stuff when thread titles without the word "penis" comes into mind. seriously, are you lacking love in real life or something ?

1st
Exploding penis

3rd
Gave everyone a hard on

6th
About a girl selling sex with a man, who fyi, had a penis.

11th
About a boy who used his penis to knock up someone but turns out he did not knock up someone but he did TRY to knock up someone, but he didn't.

If you read what I wrote I state "one way or another". I have the high ground, you can not win!

~Roh

[lothia]

Sorry Jin, I am going to have to have you stop.
The first one does deal with Penis's.
The second I do not know, I am assuming it is a good looking girl. That doesn't involve a penis unless you are talking about your own.
The third one: If that is true then every person that talked about themselves or a male friend made a topic about a Penis. A topic about sex does not make the topic about a penis or vagina.
Fourth one: About sex again, not the penis.

Please stay on topic. I find this topic rather disturbing now... (afraid of leaving a girl then getting drunk right before doing so)..

[lothia]

Yes I just looked at that after you said it and I had a chuckle as well and fixed it. The problem is, is that none of those topics explicitily are talking about penis's. This topic is, so really there isn't a strong connection.
Cinderboy what I will ask of you, is since you post a lot of news topics please write at least 5 sentenses about the topic in your OP. Otherwise these will start to be considered spam as they are mostly copy and paste from a news article.

[kait0s]

IF my counting is correct, thats 4, or is it 5? penis threads.

Aint lookin' good man, aint lookin' good at all.


hahahahah

That girl deserves the death by penis.

[Z0MBiE]

Cingal what I will ask of you,

i see no Cingals.

wakey wakey lothia! :3

[Jin-Roh]

IF my counting is correct, thats 4, or is it 5? penis threads.

Aint lookin' good man, aint lookin' good at all.


hahahahah

That girl deserves the death by penis.

Behold! A follower!

/party Kait0s

"The Death"? That reminds me of MGS4 with all the mini-bosses with their silly names like The Fear, The Pain, ect ect. The Death sounds pretty cool tho.

i see no Cingals.

wakey wakey lothia! :3

Ah hell Lothia must be tired I lol'd again.

EDIT: Oh and by the way everything is copy/pasted and 95% of the threads are. Just saying!

~Roh

[rhdonald]

Nobodies penis is safe anymore.

True this..

[Huntchez]

i am 10x afraid to breakup with my girlfriend now..

if peter giffren's accident with the firecrackers in his hand was bad, i cant imagine what has become of dude's manhood

[Oisterman]

Wow. I think I'd wake up in that process, even if I WAS really drunk. I mean, maybe he'd have woken up happy, but then he could have seen what was going on pretty quickly.

[`doll]

Damn..he just shouldn't have gotten drunk and passed out,
you think he'd have any clue that she was psycho if he was with her, lol.

[Attila]

When we're at this many penises per page I might as well......


PENIS,PENIS,PENIS,PENIS,PENIS.....