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    Default Monkeys that glow in the dark

    "Researchers at the Oregon Regional Primate Research Centre at the Oregon Health Sciences University in Portland have succeeded in creating the world's first genetically modified monkey. Just as mice have been made to glow in the dark by genetic modification of their genes inserting jellyfish genes during in vitro fertilization so too monkeys have been genetically modified. The monkey, named ANDi (inserted DNA backwards), was ominously described as the "world's first genetically modified non-human primate" - raising fears of human genetic modification.

    The process involved the genetic modification of 224 primate ova and fertilising them resulting in 40 embryos making for five pregnancies, which resulted in only three live births, only one of which actually contained the jellyfish gene. ANDi's two stillborn siblings had their hair follicles and toenails glow green under UV light, but ANDi has not yet exhibited this feature."

    This shit is crazy i saw this on tv then i look it up. Shit i wonder whats next.

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    Cats with wings, glow in the dark monkeys...we're all pretty effed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTingTing View Post
    now all we need is a glowing cat with wings
    Well, about that...




    We're nearly there.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Saw this in the paper today. Some crazy stuff, but I gotta wonder how far they'll take this sort of thing.

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    hay let's give mice n monkey jellyfish genes lolol

    Random. D:

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    What are they going to do with these technicolor primates? I find it quite odd next we will have day glow tigers.

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    We got cats with wings,monkeys that glow in the dark,mice that grow human ears

    Good lord no creature is going to be left alone at this rate... Cant wait for those flying sharks though

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    They glow under UV light, which isn't good enough for me. I want a monkey that will constantly glow or nothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Cats with wings, glow in the dark monkeys...we're all pretty effed.
    this should have been in you laugh you lose thread...its going in my sig now!

    Anyways. with this going on I wont be surprised if the Japanese started experiments with there women....damn them and there weird fetishes

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    I do enjoy these Genetic manipulation experiments.

    I wonder when they will whip up something truly spectacular like hastened regeneration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtGrimmVegas View Post
    this should have been in you laugh you lose thread...its going in my sig now!

    Anyways. with this going on I wont be surprised if the Japanese started experiments with there women....damn them and there weird fetishes
    What? I thought they were already doing that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veron View Post
    What? I thought they were already doing that?



    What? I thought they were already doing that?
    I believe its called tentacle ****.

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    That's pretty freaky. I don't like how people do experiments on animals. :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abubakr View Post
    That's pretty freaky. I don't like how people do experiments on animals. :S
    Would you rather they test it on you ?

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    Let these effing monkeys and cats loose at a rave, people will SHIT BRIX FOR DAYSSSSS

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    I want a glow in the dark monkey. I would feed him my cat.

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