*runs through an alley*
*world start to go apeshit and all icey and slipperey*
*monster close in, you run like hell to the end of the alley*
*alley has a dead end*
*monsters close in, next to you lies a pipe*
*you try to use the pipe but konami made you to stupid to use the pipe*
this scenario has 2 endings
a) the monsters close in, you die
b) the monsters slip over a frozen puddle and you lol at them and then run like hell, only to have the same thing happening over and over again.
GJ konami, atleast give you character SOMETHING to protect himself, or is he to dumb to know how to wield a kitchen knife?





