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    And then next month tell them that she missed her period.

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    No? I don't think my girl friend would appreciate that.

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    Parents, I'm going out.

    Mine will freak out and be shocked I'll leave the house for once.


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    I don;t think a ******* can become pregnant?
    I'm not planning to date her, just a fun thing for once and never gonna tell them that she was actually a girl her whole life ;O

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    You need to lay off the high fructose corn syrup my friend.

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    You parents will have a heart attack.

    Jackass.

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    If you're a boy, isn't it even better to bring a boy home and tell them it was a girl before ?

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    girl- tell them your pregnant

    guy- tell them you got a ****** pregnant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neutral View Post
    girl- tell them you're a ****** and a client got you pregnant
    guy- tell them you got a ****** pregnant
    Fixed, maybe.... can someone find worse, but still realistic ?

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    ;/ I know a great way to freak your parents out, get off your computer and do something constructive. That ought to shock 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21 View Post
    ;/ I know a great way to freak your parents out, get off your computer and do something constructive. That ought to shock 'em.
    The worst is that it works... my mom totally freaked out and wanted to get me to a hospital when I washed my room T_T... There was just too much dust for me to breath >.<...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkAztaroth View Post
    The worst is that it works... my mom totally freaked out and wanted to get me to a hospital when I washed my room T_T... There was just too much dust for me to breath >.<...
    I know it works, that's why I recommended it. ;o What? Did you think I was being sarcastic?

    ;/... Dick.

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    live alone for a year, call your parents on christmas and tell them you got involved with a mafia and have been forced to work as a prostitute. tell them that in one year you contracted herpies, AIDS, got pregnant with twins, took up meth and pot while pregnant and that you need a place to stay and some money

    that'll screw em up

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    Well doing what chicken said would've worked 2years ago xD problem is that I'm mostly outside now in the weekend, through the week it;s a bit hard ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksin View Post
    Well doing what chicken said would've worked 2years ago xD problem is that I'm mostly outside now in the weekend, through the week it;s a bit hard ;D
    Oh yeh, just go ahead and reject my suggestion completely.

    ;/... Dick.

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    Omg pregnant girl?
    Come on, so cliche.
    I wouldn't even be able to FAKE missing a period.
    I get so god damn pained and f~cking pissed when I'm on it, shit.

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    People get scared if i even move.....

    why am i so scary?

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    Show them...



    And then bust out in a dance.

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    My mom is Spanish, and I never talk to my dad unless forced to.

    you think they'de care? Besides, I've done way better than you. I was cooking a bag of popcorn that had realistic fire on the side, and my mom went by and went "WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE". I said, hey mom, it's popcorn.

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    You all make it sound like your parents were born yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by power_gamer_6 View Post
    You all make it sound like your parents were born yesterday.
    That they were.

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    people aren't toys kay?

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    Yeah...my parents aren't stupid enough to believe that >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justsin View Post
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    And then bust out in a dance.
    i remember back in the day when this stuff was considered demented...10 years ago...

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    tell them doll is with pg6 , i dont give a damn what anyone says they look too identical

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