Topics to write songs about?

[iMicro]

ANYTHING, seriously-- look at all the songs out there

[Oisterman]

If you are looking for a failproof method of song writing, pick one of the following topics:

Loose women
Fast Cars
Drinking and fighting
Ace of Spades
Gambling with said ace of spades

and

having a jailbreak. Preferably while the boys are back in town.