'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

[Nichons]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/reinca...for-3-billion/
A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for... well... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a ********* organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning... seriously, just read it for yourself.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/...ugh_hefner.pdf

[sidimazz]

Wait wait Whaat? She claims to be a statue interesting.

[Krivik]

It's someone trying to be funny.

I doubt a whackjob wrote that.

[sidimazz]

It's someone trying to be funny.

I doubt tmz wrote that.

Fixed. *.'

[Comic Book Guy]

Wait wait Whaat? She claims to be a statue interesting.

No, she's claiming to be a Goddess, Venus was the Roman name, and Aphrodite was the Greek name for the same Goddess.

[sidimazz]

No, she's claiming to be a Goddess, Venus was the Roman name, and Aphrodite was the Greek name for the same Goddess.

Oh well that explains everything.

[zipykido]

Does Hefner even have 3 billion?

[Nichons]

Oh well that explains everything.

I don't think it's possible to even explain what this woman is thinking anyways.

[drawnzer54]

I honestly hope this is a joke.
If it's not, I'm going to go cry for humanity.

[Azn_King]

What people would do for money. Why wait so long to come out?

[Groteske]

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.

What people would do for money. Why wait so long to come out?

Shes a dirty liar.
Using reincarnation like this is ridiculous and heh you cant even remember things from your past lives so she fails.

[Lawliet1]

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.

Then....I'm the reincarnation of Ash ketchum

I demand a life time supply of pokemon cards to appease my rage.

[ReGainMadness]

She's never going to win xD
And yes, this woman is the top of stupidity.

[timeb0mb]

This is my mom. Soon we be billionaires

[SnOwBunZz]

'Reincarnated'+'Sues'.

I know how this will end.
Anyone knows the mental ward where she is going to been put into?

[MoonSoul]

This applies to my...

WTF

awards.

[Claudezero]

I am the reincarnated Jesus....I am suing all the Catholics and putting a restraining order on the Jews.



Shes a dirty liar.
Using reincarnation like this is ridiculous and heh you cant even remember things from your past lives so she fails.

yeah. people will do that.