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    Gah, I've been getting them all night, and I need the damn phone line clear tonight in case something goes wrong. Any tips besides caller ID to get them to ****ing stop?

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    Getting yourself put on the do-not-call list would solve the problem, but it might be a bit overkill.

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    Yeah breathe heavily or do some weird crap. Or straight up tell them to gtfo.

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    Try making actual conversation. Maybe they'd stop after that since it's like, "Doesn't seem to be irritating him anymore." Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by `doll View Post
    Yeah breathe heavily or do some weird crap. Or straight up tell them to gtfo.
    Telling them to "gtfo" is probably the worst thing in the world he could do...

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    when they call, answer and go pedo bear mode and traumatize them xD

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    lol, i just got one like half an hour ago that just said a bunch of random crap then started saying how he liked to ********** to my pictures

    so i turned on the old keyboard and put it on full blast and gave him an earful of canon in d

    by the time i was done he had hung up

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    +1 on ******** mode

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    Just give a simple response;

    "I'm currently naked jacking off over the sound of your voice. Please keep calling and imagine me touching myself over your body. Stay on the line to hear its finale!"

    YOU CAN WIN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vi3tshiiet View Post
    Just give a simple response;

    "I'm currently naked jacking off over the sound of your voice. Please keep calling and imagine me touching myself over your body. Stay on the line to hear its finale!"

    YOU CAN WIN!
    please have a seat over there

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    Eh, they stopped. But not after calling my mom a c*nt and a b*tch, and cussing her out.

    She tried the ole' 'i can track you down' trick, that only made them laugh and cuss more. :/

    Well they stopped.

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    Just continually hang up.

    The reason they call is so you answer. The second you answer, they've won.

    Quote Originally Posted by H4wkeye View Post
    Get the caller ID,go to the police,report.Then when the cops get them you give them the finger and spit in their face calling them lowlife mother****ing sons of *****es.Or tell them if they dont stop you'll kill them,when they start to laugh etc.,hang up.Next time they call,answer and tell them ill kill you,remember and hang up right after.Then look up for their phone and track them down.After that leave a note at their door step or something saying:I told you....
    Whoa, decaff. Stat.

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    Caller ID

    Pick up the phone, and instantly hang up.

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    How in the world did they get your number.

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    Im sure we've all done prank calls before , haha I was *67'ing last night with a white pages phone book. We never call the same house twice, it just isnt a prank anymore when they expect it.. It might be someone you know using a relative or something.

    But other than that I wouldnt go pedo mode cause you dunno who is on the other end, that will just cause more problems rofl.

    I would just hang up and not accept any "Hidden" phone calls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corasked View Post
    Im sure we've all done prank calls before , haha I was *67'ing last night with a white pages phone book.
    Nobody prank calls. It's not funny. It's just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Gah, I've been getting them all night, and I need the damn phone line clear tonight in case something goes wrong. Any tips besides caller ID to get them to ****ing stop?
    does it sound like a fatass guy with a breathing problem and speech impediment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    Nobody prank calls. It's not funny. It's just stupid.
    I wasnt done with that post.

    Anyways, to each his own.

    I find it funny, god damn me, hell some of them even laugh

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    Wait,

    People still use LAN lines phones?

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    When you pick up the phone, say; "This phonecall/conversation will be recorded for security purposes" Then say "hello, how may I help you?"

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