Boy Drinks Gas to Become Transformer

[btlv]

"A Chinese boy was left seriously ill after drinking gas to try and turn himself into a Transformer robot.

Xiao Fang of Xingwen in eastern China reportedly drank the gas in secret while he was eating food in the belief that it would give him powers of robotic superheroes, the Telegraph reports. It was unclear just how much gas the boy drank.

The 9-year-old suffered serious nerve damage from ingesting the petrol. His doctors said they were amazed that he was able to keep the toxic liquid down.

Xiao Fang’s parents said they became suspicious when their home began to smell like gas."


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Thoughts on this?

[zipykido]

His family runs a convenience store, thus he can get the gas and stuff easily. and he's brain is now permanently damaged, like he cant do simple maths sums now. Other than that he is still... normal... i guess...

I think is brain was slightly damaged before, because he drank gas.

[Testeagle]

read this in the free paper we get on the train on Thursday funny stuff

[cinderboy]

I think is brain was slightly damaged before, because he drank gas.

he was curious, just a kid from a place far from city~ maybe he wasnt even schooling. he tried once and got addicted to it, the doctor said he has serious addiction, like teens who are addicted to weed and stuff.

[Vesper]

His family runs a convenience store, thus he can get the gas and stuff easily. and he's brain is now permanently damaged, like he cant do simple maths sums now. Other than that he is still... normal... i guess...

Where the hell did you get brain damage from? It's NERVE DAMAGE.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

Reminds me of that kid that died when he buried his head in the sand to imitate Naruto.

[Testeagle]

The real question here is.. why didn't it work?

I'd assume sub standard fuel, even with the correct fuel, the poor bastard would probably turn into a rickshaw and some other poor bastard would have to pull him round town.

[btlv]

Reminds me of that kid that died when he buried his head in the sand to imitate Naruto.

Are you for real? If so, I would like to read the article..if you still have the link for it.

Edit: Interesting....

Thank you for the link.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

Are you for real? If so, I would like to read the article..if you still have the link for it.

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stor....3e86c380.html

[sinnful]

Gogo social Darwinism

[Oisterman]

I'd drink gas if it turned me into a transformer.