The title says it all.
Reputation: 11The title says it all.
what did sushi A say to sushi B?
WASSUP B! (Wasabi)
LOL. i tried.
Reputation: 11You tried and you won.
LOL, why did I laugh at that joke?
Reputation: 11It was funny and clever, Lol.
Reputation: 10Whats red and smells like blue paint...?
...red paint.
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my foot up your ***, punk.
Reputation: 12Why did princess diana cross the street?
Cause she wasn't wearing her seat belt!
Reputation: 37i think the jam jelly one was funny as fk lmfao!
Reputation: 11Uhhhh i got one.
How come black people don't dream anymore?
Cus the last one that did got shot.
2 buddies are hunting, one of them puts the scope on his gun and looks into it and says, " o wow, dude i can see ur house from here.... and o sh!t ur wife's cheating on you...!" The other guy goes "omg wtf, shoot my wife in the face and the guy in the balls!!!"His friend says, "dont worry i can get em both in one shot."
it's over 9000!!!!wooo
Some Stories Are Just Way Better In My Head!
Reputation: 267loL ;/ You guys are so stupid. The key was already won.
Did you hear the news from LA. A federal judge recently told Rihanna that she is only allowed to have relationships with members of the New York Mets until the Chris Brown situation blows over.
The Mets don't beat anyone.