I will start with:
"9 out of 10 times...ect"
"A (insert word) is a (insert word) is a (insert word)"
"Read em and weep" or w/e it is
More will hit me later, how about you guys and girls.
"back when i was your age"
i hate it..
Reputation: 24"Fat and happy"
Lose weight ya shit.
"It's easier to catch bees with honey than vinegar/chopsticks"
it annoys me.
srsly, why the **** would you want to catch bees?
"Should/Could of".
It's "Should/Could've.". As in, "Should/Could HAVE".
Also, "I could care less!". It's "I COULDN'T care less.".
"You can't have your cake and eat it.". Yes, yes I can. It's reasonable to want to consume a cake you have.
Reputation: 66Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
The most untrue saying, which I remember rehearsing as a very little kid...
I've never felt so close to you before. Those first two get me every single time. The worst part is when you try to explain it to people.
"You mean you could not care less, right?"
"No, I could. It doesn't matter to me."
It's usually said in a condescending tone to top it off, as if you're the idiot that doesn't know what they're talking about.
On top of that, I absolute despise anyone who uses the word "pronto" more than once in a blue moon, especially for dramatic effect; I can't stand it when people greet you with the word, "yo"; and I have a personal vendetta against people who use cutesy words like "fantabulous".
I especially despise people that groan unnecessarily loud out of frustration. Rolling your eyes and growling out, "UGGGHHHHHHHHHH", does nothing but make you look like a pretentious shit in my eyes. I'm sick and tired of all of the valley girls out here that are incapable of handling their problems in any other way.
To finish things off, I'm also bothered when people use words like "heck", "gosh", and "effing". If you're not going to curse, don't half-*** it and use substitutes as if by some odd technicality the phrase "eff this" is any different than if you had used the word "****". The intent behind the words is STILL THE SAME. You're still cursing, you're just looking like a child while doing it.
Quoted for truth. Excuse me for taking care of my body, right? >_>
When you ask someone a yes or no question and they reply with 'maybe' or 'sure' (This doesn't mean 'yes' in English)...
"Maybe, maybe not.".
Well, obviously it's one of those.
"she did you"
or
"man, he did you!"
as in you just got owned or w/e...
"WoW clone"
and
"X is/looks/seems gay"
Reputation: 118
the whole thing is telling you to eat breakfest... and it's just disturbingly embarresing
"Just saying" You said it and it was implied :|