Sayings that bug/annoy you thread.

[Norrin Radd]

"Should/Could of".

It's "Should/Could've.". As in, "Should/Could HAVE".

Also, "I could care less!". It's "I COULDN'T care less.".

"You can't have your cake and eat it.". Yes, yes I can. It's reasonable to want to consume a cake you have.

[Orpheus]

"Should/Could of".

It's "Should/Could've.". As in, "Should/Could HAVE".

Also, "I could care less!". It's "I COULDN'T care less.".

"You can't have your cake and eat it.". Yes, yes I can. It's reasonable to want to consume a cake you have.

You must really hate double negatives.

[BGLamb]

"You can't have your cake and eat it.". Yes, yes I can. It's reasonable to want to consume a cake you have.

The meaning of this is that once you have eaten your cake, it is gone. You cannot eat your cake and still have it.

[Lalafell]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

The most untrue saying, which I remember rehearsing as a very little kid...

[Paladin Catling]

"To be honest"


- I say it all the time.

[MrTingTing]

people saying "lol" irl


i do it :/

[Manic]

"Should/Could of".

It's "Should/Could've.". As in, "Should/Could HAVE".

Also, "I could care less!". It's "I COULDN'T care less.".

"You can't have your cake and eat it.". Yes, yes I can. It's reasonable to want to consume a cake you have.

I've never felt so close to you before. Those first two get me every single time. The worst part is when you try to explain it to people.

"You mean you could not care less, right?"

"No, I could. It doesn't matter to me."

It's usually said in a condescending tone to top it off, as if you're the idiot that doesn't know what they're talking about.

On top of that, I absolute despise anyone who uses the word "pronto" more than once in a blue moon, especially for dramatic effect; I can't stand it when people greet you with the word, "yo"; and I have a personal vendetta against people who use cutesy words like "fantabulous".

I especially despise people that groan unnecessarily loud out of frustration. Rolling your eyes and growling out, "UGGGHHHHHHHHHH", does nothing but make you look like a pretentious shit in my eyes. I'm sick and tired of all of the valley girls out here that are incapable of handling their problems in any other way.

To finish things off, I'm also bothered when people use words like "heck", "gosh", and "effing". If you're not going to curse, don't half-*** it and use substitutes as if by some odd technicality the phrase "eff this" is any different than if you had used the word "****". The intent behind the words is STILL THE SAME. You're still cursing, you're just looking like a child while doing it.

You need to eat more!!!!!!!
I am sorry if your body let loose on you buttt don't tell me to change mine, kinda thing.

Quoted for truth. Excuse me for taking care of my body, right? >_>