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    got confused on the time of day this morning.

    instead of taking contacts out of fluid and putting them in eyes, I dumped fluid and contacts into sink.

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    accidently gave someone the wrong 200$ accounting book at work and returns are already over...so if they want the right one its another 200$.but its not really my fault, when you come in to a book store for a college book and all you can tell me about what book you need is "I need a book" then its hard to find the right book, fyi to everyone whos buying their college books, bring a schedule or something. >_>

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    went around town asking places if they could cash my checks.
    it was very hot yesterday and i was super pissed.

    on the long way home, outside my apartments i said "screw it, im taking a short cut"

    i tripped over my own feet and fell

    i hate short cuts

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    Posted in Maximusplus' Why! thread

    made me rage hard...

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    I bought g-coins with my mom's cellphone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    i sometimes do stuff like that.


    ie: walk into bathroom with dirty laundry and needing a piss.

    throw laundry into toilet then lift up lid of laundry basket and open fly then go:

    "ahhh crap"




    pick wet laundry out of toilet bowl, curse stupidity.
    Same here.I went to make some juice using that juice syrup,so i go into bathroom(thats where i keep it,closest to my room) and i take the syrup put it on the washing machine and i take the glass put it under liquid soap,put the soap in and pour the water,and then i realize im doing it wrong.....

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    Well, during lunch i went to the bathroom. But i was carrying this thick brick sized of a book! And so, i went into the stall, with one hand i was holding the book, and the other i was pulling out the large figure from the gods. But it was really hard, when i pulled it out my boxers were pushing it against the zipper, and i was like "****", so i set the book on top of the toilet paper and fixed it, from there i proceeded.....and succeeded...>_>

    But stupid me i could've done that in the first place.

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    I seriously will pour myself a glass of orange juice and then try and screw the cap onto the glass instead of the orange juice container when I'm not really paying attention (which is often). I get really frustrated and say "What the fu--" and then stop halfway and realize what I'm doing.

    It's kind of funny, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    I seriously will pour myself a glass of orange juice and then try and screw the cap onto the glass instead of the orange juice container when I'm not really paying attention (which is often). I get really frustrated and say "What the fu--" and then stop halfway and realize what I'm doing.

    It's kind of funny, really.
    LMFAOOO

    I always do that shit.
    One time I threw out the milk, another time I tried putting it in the cabinet.

    I'm not a morning person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    I seriously will pour myself a glass of orange juice and then try and screw the cap onto the glass instead of the orange juice container when I'm not really paying attention (which is often). I get really frustrated and say "What the fu--" and then stop halfway and realize what I'm doing.

    It's kind of funny, really.
    Hahaha, thats happened to me soo many times before, only god knows how many...

    But the funniest thing is where your either holding something or wearing someting, and your spending an hour trying to find it. Like my backpack for example...>_>

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    I woke up...

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    Join the General Section cuz now I can't leave.

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    I threw a bunch of sliced up potatoes into a cast iron frying pan of boiling canola oil. I now have a bunch of dot sized burns covering my hands and arms. God dammit.

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    When i left to run some errands today and when iw as abot 39 mins from the house i realised i had no shoes.


    thats about it that and walking around the at@t store and target with only socks on...screw that i was turning back that be another 3 bucks in gas.


    scorpio

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    Fed a stray cat.

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    Everything went better than expected for me today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croix View Post
    I threw a bunch of sliced up potatoes into a cast iron frying pan of boiling canola oil. I now have a bunch of dot sized burns covering my hands and arms. God dammit.
    here is another cooking hint:

    Don't cook bacon naked.



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    annoyed the teacher at a serious time

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    woke up. Xbox 360 controller in front of me, i freaked out thinking it some sort of spider and i kicked it. -.-

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    I read most of the replies to this thread.

    ~Roh

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    I picked blood hunter in heroes of newerth >.>

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    Woke up this morning, blew my nose, threw the tissue in the bin, and unzipped my pants and almost pissed in the bin

    Confusion.
    Do you has it?

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    i wrote "tuesday 2nd august 2009" in all my books today. you amerifags won't get it since it's still tuesday there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonicCebalo View Post
    Woke up this morning, blew my nose, threw the tissue in the bin, and unzipped my pants and almost pissed in the bin

    Confusion.
    Do you has it?
    Sounds liek you had cumfusion.
    You thought that you were jerking therefore, pissing in the bin comes naturally.

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    ^Tuesday isn't the issue there mate.
    AUGUST <--?

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