Dumbest Thing You Have Done Today?...

[SonicCebalo]

Sounds liek you had cumfusion.
You thought that you were jerking therefore, pissing in the bin comes naturally.

>.>
Well when you put it that way..

^Tuesday isn't the issue there mate.
AUGUST <--?

xD mate kiwi slang
Woshii it's one of us =O

[Bad Hamster]

Stretching my ears to 12mm. My right ear was just bleeding as hell

[Oisterman]

I smashed my foot in the door.

OUCH!

[Krunkmasta Flex]

Walked outside for getting my day blindness.

[SimplyLuck]

Stretching my ears to 12mm. My right ear was just bleeding as hell

Lol I used a plastic taper after piercing my ears with a needle and the hole closed immediately so I went to go put it in and the taper snapped. Now I have a piece of plastic stuck in my ear and it's noticeable >_>. Also, no, I can't just pull it out because it somehow ended up sideways? So it's impossible to pull it out as if it were a splinter or some shit.


Also, not ALL gauges are ****ing huge. That's anything below 0 when it gets to 1/2"+

[Karpal]

got orange juice out of the fridge this morning and put it back not realizing i forgot the cap so at lunchtime i went to get orange juice i got it out and then started to shake the bottle..my kitchen was covered with orange juice and so was i

[Groteske]

I was tired....and peeing....pulled my underwear up mid stream......I had an r kelly moment.

[Jin-Roh]

I was tired....and peeing....pulled my underwear up mid stream......I had an r kelly moment.

How did you get that under aged girl to do that with you?
jk
~Roh

[olaph]

Mine builds on itself.

I paid 4.50 for a four-piece, little personal pizza at the campus Pizza Hut. No drink or anything else.

Which made me realize that getting a meal plan might have been a good idea.

I mean, on Monday I was ravenous, and so I bought 2 eight-piece nuggets, fries, and a drink from campus Chick-Fil-A, and it cost me almost $10.

LOL i feel your pain

while those little pizzas seem cheap

they are infact a really huge rip off.

I am however jealous you could get 16 nuggest, 2 fries and a drink for $10

here for $10 you can get double quarter pounder friends a drink from maccas for that

i feel so ripped off lol

[Jin-Roh]

I tried diet pepsi with shockers/sweet tarts... After which I almost commited suicide from the amount of fail that was going on within my mouth.

~Roh

[olaph]

I tried diet pepsi with shockers/sweet tarts... After which I almost commited suicide from the amount of fail that was going on within my mouth.

~Roh

by the sounds of it i'd say your mouth was committing suicide.

[V-Opolis]

i ran into a tree in front of the busiest building on my college campus...tried to play it off, but i dont think you can play off running into a tree.

[olaph]

i ran into a tree in front of the busiest building on my college campus...tried to play it off, but i dont think you can play off running into a tree.

no but you could of pretended to be stoned..

atleast that way they can laugh cause a stoner ran into a tree.

[GrandHustle]

Left the idler on for TF2 and got all my shit taken away by VALVe.

[Kashis]

Then you day must be going very well if such a great movie was your worst move.

yeah but I've seen it literally 8 or more times lol...could have been doing something else.

[yukmouth094]

Lol Went somewhere for a while with 2 different shoes on, thankfully they were both white nikes just 2 different styles, and yet no one noticed besides myself.

Pretty awkward.

O yeah lmao, I wore my pants on backwards before too, and no one noticed and it was in school, I had to jump into the bathroom quick.

[Genee]

Attempted to do classwork in geometry. epic-lee failed