This would fit in the Onion news article perfectly. Shit so absurd people would think this is a hoax
This would fit in the Onion news article perfectly. Shit so absurd people would think this is a hoax
Reputation: 292Hmmmmmm looks like a nice place to steal from now.
Time to spread the news to the other guys.
Oh god. She just makes it so easy.
I wish I lived there. I would vandalize her property and then power walk away as she called the cops. How dumb can you be. I'm sure she'll be reelected next year.
Reputation: 785Politicians are ******s.
I mean absolutely no offense to anyone suffering from mental disabilities or has a family member who has one. Nonetheless, if you have a mental disability, do not run for office. We have plenty of people in there who have one already. And if you are the person who's family member has the disability, try to persuade them not to run, please. For the sake of our nation.
I had this flash from that old Powerpuff Girls episodes where Princess overthrows the Mayor and legalizes crime.. It seems almost in character for the mayor in this story to use the same line, in a horrible, screeching voice..
Not being able to give chase doesn't mean they can't happen to drive in the same direction as the criminal, and coincedentally smash into them with a car.
"Crime! Is! Legallll!"
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Reputation: 36well this lady isn't very smart