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Thread: Mayor Bans Cops from Chasing Suspects

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    This would fit in the Onion news article perfectly. Shit so absurd people would think this is a hoax

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    Hmmmmmm looks like a nice place to steal from now.

    Time to spread the news to the other guys.

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    Oh god. She just makes it so easy.

    I wish I lived there. I would vandalize her property and then power walk away as she called the cops. How dumb can you be. I'm sure she'll be reelected next year.

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    Politicians are ******s.

    I mean absolutely no offense to anyone suffering from mental disabilities or has a family member who has one. Nonetheless, if you have a mental disability, do not run for office. We have plenty of people in there who have one already. And if you are the person who's family member has the disability, try to persuade them not to run, please. For the sake of our nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellionBane View Post
    Guess it just means the police will have to resort to hosing everything that runs from them in a shower of lead.
    yet as soon as they do that, theyll get yelled at for abusing their power..

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    Quote Originally Posted by V-Opolis View Post
    yet as soon as they do that, theyll get yelled at for abusing their power..
    It's a vicious cycle indeed.

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    I had this flash from that old Powerpuff Girls episodes where Princess overthrows the Mayor and legalizes crime.. It seems almost in character for the mayor in this story to use the same line, in a horrible, screeching voice..

    Not being able to give chase doesn't mean they can't happen to drive in the same direction as the criminal, and coincedentally smash into them with a car.


    "Crime! Is! Legallll!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leikiz View Post
    I had this flash from that old Powerpuff Girls episodes where Princess overthrows the Mayor and legalizes crime.. It seems almost in character for the mayor in this story to use the same line, in a horrible, screeching voice..

    Not being able to give chase doesn't mean they can't happen to drive in the same direction as the criminal, and coincedentally smash into them with a car.


    "Crime! Is! Legallll!"

    I thought the same thing.

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    well this lady isn't very smart

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