Ok then, I'll start with a simple one that didn't get answered before:
What seven letter word becomes longer when you remove the third letter?
If anyone can answer this one, I have a more simple less cheap one up next∙∙∙
Aight then, I suppose I shall post the super easy one∙∙∙
A murderer is sentanced to death, however, he is given the choice of three rooms to enter.
The first room is basically a furnace, the second room is full of armed warriors, and the third room is filled with lions that havent been fed in three years. This man is unarmed, which would be the safest room for him to enter?
Actually, you are both right and wrong, the lions didn't starve to death, they could survive by eating one another, but they were still much safer than the other two.