Hahah. Thats 2 strikes for Jeffs! Lol. Every Jeff I have ever known (myself included) has just been real goofy and clumsy haha. (I take no offense guys, no worries)
I thought of another. Bonnie. We had this girl in my elementary school that was fatter than I am now (and I'm a big dude). She was in 1st grade, and barely fit through the door. She seriously had a perma-chocolate ring around her mouth. I remember she gave the entire elementary school lice too. On top of all that, she was a real ***** and used to regularly beat up the other kids.
I know when kids are that young, its not their own fault. Its all the parents at that point...but the memory remains.