What was one of the most uncomfortable moments of your life?

[Paladin Catling]

nope, i was getting back into bed tripped on some of my clothes which were on the ground... or coulda just been my own feet i honestly don't know, that was the last thing on my mind when the curtains came down and hit her lol, and managed to bring down the curtains(pulling one of the wall hinges with it) and it came down and got her. My bed is directly under the window, and she was in the bed, and it just sorta happened

yep she's black. And I'm white, and yes, i have gotten a lot of comments about it. To make matters worse i'm about 6'3 and she's 5'2. It's honestly pretty funny, since everyone i know says we don't look like a match at all lol.


If this was in reply to me, i'll just say it was because she's loud during the act.

Once you go black, you never go back.

[Deimos]

When I had to explain to the guy I was dating wtf a period was.

yeah i hate when eight year olds dont get stuff like that

[MoonStoneX]

yeah i hate when eight year olds dont get stuff like that

yeah eight year olds *cough**cough*

Ontopic: When I went to a retirement home last year and all does Old Ladies were staring at me with such akward eyes and calling me a handsome guy. It was... just wrong

[hobolord]

yeah eight year olds *cough**cough*

Ontopic: When I went to a retirement home last year and all does Old Ladies were staring at me with such akward eyes and calling me a handsome guy. It was... just wrong

Yup, people at the retirement home do those things.

[darknight55]

Farted when a girl was giving me a head.

[Mazza]

When my family walk in on me and my girlfriend having sex.. which seems to happen quite regularly. They don't seem embarrassed by it and always laugh then walk out.

[Norrin Radd]

I once kicked a public toilet cubicle open, assuming nobody was in it (Because the door was ajar and usually you lock them) and somebody was sitting on the toilet rolling a joint.

In shock they spilled it down the toilet. So now not only had I been forced to face the embarassment of that situation, but I had an angry biker looking dude with a bald head staring at me because I "made" him lose his drugs.

To be fair, you lock the door, but I felt logical debate wouldn't have worked, so I left.

[MariaMariaaa]

yeah i hate when eight year olds dont get stuff like that

He very well could have been, thought like one for sure.

Most of my awkward moments happen on dates.

I went out on a date with this girl just recently--and it was my first time going out with a chick (so a little awkward from the start), and she told me that she still did sexual favors for her ex... "but it was nothing SERIOUS".

I mean, I know I'm more straight than lesbian, but even I don't wanna hear that shit on a first date.

Didn't talk to her for the entire drive home.



After her, I realized that men may be stupid most of the time, but nowhere near as annoying as women.

[$$$]

I once kicked a public toilet cubicle open, assuming nobody was in it (Because the door was ajar and usually you lock them) and somebody was sitting on the toilet rolling a joint.

lolwut. Why kick it?