Now that's a lie.
Uncomfortable things happen to me everyday for some strange reason.
Today I was watching a movie with my younger cousins and this extremely long, super hot love scene came up.
Lasted for like four minutes and I wanted to go to the bathroom as usual when this happens, but I just sat there and tried to avoid eye contact with the poor children.
I didn't know if I should keep looking and risk coming out as a perv or just ignore it and look the other way, and look like a coward.
Anyway: I just started to bite my nails and picked up my phone.
